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Hey this is a GREAT thread! thank you Suzanne

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I have So many - I am a major clutz:

First class of Freshman year in college I show up to lecture in the biggest lecture hall on campus. Of course the stairs were uneven (big one then little one) and I tripped walking down them (not a huge fall but about three steps - enough to draw alot of stares). The guy behind me felt so bad for me he was like "would it make you feel any better if I fell too?"

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Posted by SuzBride

I have So many - I am a major clutz:

First class of Freshman year in college I show up to lecture in the biggest lecture hall on campus. Of course the stairs were uneven (big one then little one) and I tripped walking down them (not a huge fall but about three steps - enough to draw alot of stares). The guy behind me felt so bad for me he was like "would it make you feel any better if I fell too?"

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heres mine, when i first started at my current job i unfortuntely had a few health issues. they were resolved thank god, but it was middle of winter and i felt me getting the flu or something but i just ignored it. So th day this happpened i wasnt feeling very well. I kept feeling cold and hot cold and hot. I figured i had fever but had meeting later so i brushed it off. i'm in middle of meeting and i felt nauseus but i didnt feel anything coming up so i figured i was ok, but then my coworker goes you loook very pale you ok and thats when it hit me i ran out of the meeting and was vomiting. u would think i would gom home after right? wrong i went back to the meeting they kept telling me go home, but i stayed until i had to throwup again then i went home

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Oh wait here is a better one:

I was in the gym at college after a very long and intoxicated night out. I was running on the treadmill, with my roommate running next to me. Of course I was seeing how fast she was going and trying to keep up. At one point, I looked over at her spedometer and losts my footing. As I am falling off the treadmill I grab onto the handrail thing and scream "Oh no, I'm falling" (I swear I must have still been drunk - why else would i not just get off and feel the need to yell). Of course my yelling got everyone's attention and I proceed to FALL OFF the treadmill Sadly as I fell a section of the skin on my leg got caught and I still have a scar to this day. I still can picture every single person in that gym's looks of astonishment at my stupidity

so sad

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I have So many - I am a major clutz:

First class of Freshman year in college I show up to lecture in the biggest lecture hall on campus. Of course the stairs were uneven (big one then little one) and I tripped walking down them (not a huge fall but about three steps - enough to draw alot of stares). The guy behind me felt so bad for me he was like "would it make you feel any better if I fell too?"

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Did you say yes?

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What a tease!

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oh i have one more (what is wrong with me? all of these happened during college too).

So first dinner sophomore year at college. I am of course wearing flip flops at dinner. I am going to return my tray that still has a large glass of water and two cups of tomato soup. As I turn the corner in the dining hall I slip on some water. I fall. My tray flies in the air and the contents (water, tomato soup, salad) land in my lap. There is a huge thump as I hit the floor - the girls in the stall next to where I fell scream and the hall goes silent as they all stare at me. I am on the floor and I don't know what to do - so I pick up my tray, put it up to my face (to shield my identity ) and sprint out of the dining hall (leaving all the dumped contents on the floor). my college friends still bring that up as the funniest thing they ever saw (they cleaned up my mess )

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Oh reading these stories brings to mind more embarrasing stories

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Posted by SuzBride

oh i have one more (what is wrong with me? all of these happened during college too).

So first dinner sophomore year at college. I am of course wearing flip flops at dinner. I am going to return my tray that still has a large glass of water and two cups of tomato soup. As I turn the corner in the dining hall I slip on some water. I fall. My tray flies in the air and the contents (water, tomato soup, salad) land in my lap. There is a huge thump as I hit the floor - the girls in the stall next to where I fell scream and the hall goes silent as they all stare at me. I am on the floor and I don't know what to do - so I pick up my tray, put it up to my face (to shield my identity ) and sprint out of the dining hall (leaving all the dumped contents on the floor). my college friends still bring that up as the funniest thing they ever saw (they cleaned up my mess )

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Mine has to be that when I first met My FI that he had me going. This is why well it start when i left my parents house we are in the car and I go to Lite my cig and all of a sudden the thing pops in my face. I was like oh my god the terrorists are attacking our cigerettes now. So I call my mom and tell her that Im going to write a letter and tell them that they should do something and the next day Im on the phone with FI and I lite another one and while on the phone it pops in my face again. Well that was it I was going nuts and then that night i found out it was FI after looking like a foul he was up to the whole thing and they would have laughed if I called and sent a letter. You ladies will get a laugh from this.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I came off the lift and fell, blocking other people from skiing down. Everytime I got up, I fell, so I WALKED down the mountain. People from the lift yelled at me to ski and I yelled back "I CAN'T SKI!" I drank hot chocolate the rest of the day and sat by myself. I haven't tried to ski since.

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FH& I were making fun of a teenager at a minor league baseball game in VT. Kid was walking back and forth clapping at the bottom of the bleachers. Turns out we were sitting behind his dad the whole time. We had to get up and walk away we were so embarrassed!

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BUMP!!!!