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Joke of the day....lol

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lilqtpie2181
I love him!

Member since 2/06

5411 total posts

Wedding Date:
11/10/2007 4:00 PM

Wed. Location:
somewhere over the rainbow

Joke of the day....lol

HUGE MISTAKE!!

"Hello?"

"Hi honey.

This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,

Daddy says,

"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now."

Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."

A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."


***Long Pause***


***Longer Pause***


***Even Longer Pause***


Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? .

Is this
486-5731?"

Posted 3/16/06 8:01 AM
 

soon2bmrsdunn
I love my husband!!!

Member since 11/05

6958 total posts

Wedding Date:
9/8/2007 1:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's - A+

Re: Joke of the day....lol

Posted 3/16/06 8:01 AM
 

kam0813
FH <3's my punk sensibilities

Member since 7/05

4867 total posts

Wedding Date:
4/30/2010 6:30 PM

Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor<3<3<3

Re: Joke of the day....lol

Posted 3/16/06 10:04 AM
 

werock0709
More in love than ever!!!

Member since 12/05

8533 total posts

Wedding Date:
5/6/2007 6:30 PM

Wed. Location:
SandCastle

Re: Joke of the day....lol

OMG!!!

Posted 3/16/06 10:11 AM
 

BklynItaliana
I <3 BRIAN

Member since 11/05

2352 total posts

Wedding Date:
6/16/2007 1:00 PM

Wed. Location:
BEAUTIFUL

Re: Joke of the day....lol

Posted 3/16/06 10:14 AM
 

MrsMagoo
Time is flying....

Member since 1/06

2548 total posts

Wedding Date:
9/1/2007 6:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Warm Weather, Sandy Beaches...

Re: Joke of the day....lol

Posted 3/16/06 10:16 AM
 

Love4Eva
&hearts LOVE the Married LIfe!

Member since 12/05

4961 total posts

Wedding Date:
6/23/2007 2:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Watermill Caterers

Re: Joke of the day....lol

Posted 3/16/06 10:43 AM
 

thelilacone
It's almost here!!

Member since 9/05

1266 total posts

Wedding Date:
7/7/2007 1:30 PM

Wed. Location:
Leonards of Great Neck

Re: Joke of the day....lol

I've heard this before, but it's still hillarious.

Posted 3/16/06 10:55 AM
 

JPand TT
It's almost summer!!!

Member since 2/06

1355 total posts

Wedding Date:
7/6/2007 3:00 PM

Wed. Location:

Re: Joke of the day....lol

OMG

Posted 3/16/06 12:11 PM
 

StreetDoc6531
Bad Girl Bridesmaid

Member since 2/06

1479 total posts

Wedding Date:
9/2/2006 5:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Not worth it!!!

Re: Joke of the day....lol

Posted 3/16/06 12:20 PM
 

BrideChrissy
Happy Anniversary To Us

Member since 1/06

4124 total posts

Wedding Date:
7/21/2007 12:00 AM

Wed. Location:
Booked

Re: Joke of the day....lol

That was great!

Posted 3/16/06 12:27 PM
 

sugarkube4
2 Crazy Peas in a Pod

Member since 2/06

10365 total posts

Wedding Date:
4/29/2007 4:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Westbury Manor

Re: Joke of the day....lol

Posted 3/16/06 12:52 PM
 

mskittynj
Baby boy on the way!

Member since 12/05

4505 total posts

Wedding Date:
3/25/2007 4:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Floral Terrace!

Re: Joke of the day....lol

that was SOOOO funny!

Posted 3/16/06 1:08 PM
 

Unapearla
I love being married

Member since 8/05

7026 total posts

Wedding Date:
7/1/2007 3:30 PM

Wed. Location:
Villa Lombardi's - A+

Re: Joke of the day....lol

that is awesome!

Posted 3/16/06 1:27 PM
 

Athee07
One year down a lifetime to go

Member since 5/05

7982 total posts

Wedding Date:
7/14/2007 3:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Swan Club

Re: Joke of the day....lol

Posted 3/16/06 4:22 PM
 

missgwife
Two years and counting

Member since 8/05

3040 total posts

Wedding Date:
9/3/2006 3:30 PM

Wed. Location:
Fleur De Lis of Ridgewood

Re: Joke of the day....lol

tooooooo funny

Posted 3/16/06 7:21 PM
 

bride2b24
~Married and loving it!~

Member since 12/05

4402 total posts

Wedding Date:
7/28/2007 3:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Leonards of Great Neck

Re: Joke of the day....lol

LMAO

Posted 3/16/06 7:25 PM
 

snowcat
Beautiful St. John!

Member since 1/06

1807 total posts

Wedding Date:
11/1/2007 12:00 PM

Wed. Location:
Booked!!!

Re: Joke of the day....lol

omg!!!

Posted 3/16/06 7:25 PM
 

Lissy3077
1 year already!!!

Member since 9/05

6260 total posts

Wedding Date:
6/30/2007 2:45 PM

Wed. Location:
Jericho Terrace

Re: Joke of the day....lol

Posted 3/16/06 9:16 PM
 
 

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