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Joke of the day....lol
lilqtpie2181
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 08:01 AM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 08:01 AM
Joke of the day....lol
HUGE MISTAKE!!'Hello?'
'Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
'But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul.'
'Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now.'
Brief Pause.
'Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway.'
'Okay Daddy,
just a minute.'
A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it Daddy.'
'And what happened honey?'
he asked.
'Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?'
'He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead.'
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
'Swimming pool? .
Is this
486-5731?'
soon2bmrsdunn
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 08:02 AM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 08:02 AM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
werock0709
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 10:11 AM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 10:11 AM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
OMG!!!
BklynItaliana
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 10:14 AM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 10:14 AM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
thelilacone
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 10:55 AM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 10:55 AM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
I've heard this before, but it's still hillarious.
JPand TT
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:11 PM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:11 PM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
OMG
StreetDoc6531
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:20 PM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:20 PM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
BrideChrissy
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:27 PM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:27 PM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
That was great!
mskittynj
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 01:08 PM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 01:08 PM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
that was SOOOO funny!
Unapearla
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 01:27 PM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 01:27 PM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
that is awesome!
missgwife
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 07:21 PM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 07:21 PM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
tooooooo funny
bride2b24
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 07:25 PM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 07:25 PM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
LMAO
snowcat
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 07:25 PM+
Posted: Mar 16, 2006 07:25 PM
Re: Joke of the day....lol
omg!!! 
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