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yelley77 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:15 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:15 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by ChristineAaron08

I told FH about the egg thing and he was freaking out 'EEEWWW, SHUT UP- STOP TELLING ME'

The I realized he HATES eggs or anything to do with them. He won't even make an egg salad sandwich at his PT deli job and wont come near me to say goodbye if I ate eggs (even after I brush my teeth'

Now I know another button to push...LOL I'll just start talking about cooter eggs next time he pis ses me off

LMFAO!!! Have eggs in your pocket as ammo!!

Espo22 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:16 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:16 AM

Re: Strippers

The thread IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Cntthinkofone Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:19 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:19 AM

Re: Strippers

That chicken sex picture looks like 2 girls and the bottom one looks like drew barrymore lol. IDK maybe its too early for my eyes lol.

TGs Lady 22908 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:21 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:21 AM

Re: Strippers

I'm so happy this thread is still going....my day has been pretty boring thus far.

Mizzdimple Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:21 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:21 AM

Re: Strippers

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

Espo22 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:23 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:23 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

hmmm i can see how that is possible

MrsD71208 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:24 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:24 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

Yeh, I've heard about this one....gross!

ant n tilde Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:24 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:24 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by Espo22

Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

hmmm i can see how that is possible

i have seen that - another amazing feat!

Mizzdimple Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:24 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:24 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by Espo22

Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

hmmm i can see how that is possible

CRAZY...someone google it lol

ant n tilde Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:24 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:24 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by Mizzdimple

Posted by Espo22

Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

hmmm i can see how that is possible

CRAZY...someone google it lol

ack dont post it this thread will definitely get pulled!

TGs Lady 22908 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:25 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:25 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by Cntthinkofone

That chicken sex picture looks like 2 girls and the bottom one looks like drew barrymore lol. IDK maybe its too early for my eyes lol.

I thought that at first too but though 'it' has a pony-tail I think the guy/girl on top has a hairy butt therefore must be male.....I hope....maybe I'm just imagining hair?

Espo22 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:25 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:25 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by ant n tilde

Posted by Mizzdimple

Posted by Espo22

Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

hmmm i can see how that is possible

CRAZY...someone google it lol

ack dont post it this thread will definitely get pulled!

yeah we cant post certain x-rated pics, and also PLEASE many of us are at work, i opened it yesterday and had 2 partners standing right by me, i had to x out SOOOOO quick

TGs Lady 22908 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

I've seen that too!! It was pretty um...interesting

yelley77 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by ant n tilde

Posted by Espo22

Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

hmmm i can see how that is possible

i have seen that - another amazing feat!

hmmm, is that another cause of ovarian cancer?

In all seriousness, FH was not at all surprised by anything i told him. I was like, do you know that some strippers will pleasure donkeys? and he was like, oh yeah, that's called a sonkey show... my mouth just dropped to the floor!

Espo22 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM

Re: Strippers

Ok on top of work out routine i have to add kiegel exercises

megzzie Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM

Re: Strippers

I love how this thread is still going strong!

MrsD71208 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:26 AM

Re: Strippers

So, here's a story. A guy that worked at the Dunkin' Donuts by our house told us that one night they hired a private stripper. She was dancing on top of a table and squatted over a Corona bottle. This guy was like [in a HEAVY Spanish accent], ' I was like, Meng..what the heck is she doin'? ' They watched her invert the entire bottle and 'drink' the beer up her cooch. Then, she proceeded to 'spray' it back all over them..in their faces! I wouldn't want to be at THAT party! Yuckkkk.

MrsD71208 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:27 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:27 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by Espo22

Ok on top of work out routine i have to add kiegel exercises

I just choked on my drink!

Mizzdimple Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:27 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:27 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by ant n tilde

Posted by Mizzdimple

Posted by Espo22

Posted by Mizzdimple

I TOLD FH ABOUT THE EGGS AND HE HAS WITNESSED IT B4...HE ALSO TOLD ME ABOUT THE CIGARETTE MOVE....ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS..

THEY CAN PUFFF PUFF A CIGARETTE IN THEIR...

hmmm i can see how that is possible

CRAZY...someone google it lol

ack dont post it this thread will definitely get pulled!

Just kidding hahahaha

Espo22 Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:27 AM+

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Posted: Jul 20, 2007 10:27 AM

Re: Strippers

Posted by MrsDtoBe

So, here's a story. A guy that worked at the Dunkin' Donuts by our house told us that one night they hired a private stripper. She was dancing on top of a table and squatted over a Corona bottle. This guy was like [in a HEAVY Spanish accent], ' I was like, Meng..what the heck is she doin'? ' They watched her invert the entire bottle and 'drink' the beer up her cooch. Then, she proceeded to 'spray' it back all over them..in their faces! I wouldn't want to be at THAT party! Yuckkkk.

hahaa thats like the champagne thing i mentioned yesterday but instead it was the other hole