Dear__________
Dear Coworker / SIL.....
Please s.t.f.u and mind your business when I 'pig out' on chocolate at 9 AM. If I want to eat some chocolate covered coffee beans for breakfast, I will do so. Not only will I do so...I will do so with a huge grin on my face because it is fukkin delicious. If I wanted to eat pig testicles for lunch...then I will do so (not that I would, but you get the idea![]()
). So, please do not scream across the office that I am 'stuffing my face' and 'have no will power'.
Need I remind you that I am about 55 lbs overweight, whereas you, my dear weight coach, are 150 lbs overweight. So, maybe you should watch what you eat for breakfast and stop harassing me!
That is all!
Love,
Your chocolate covered faced SIL,
Valerie
Please s.t.f.u and mind your business when I 'pig out' on chocolate at 9 AM. If I want to eat some chocolate covered coffee beans for breakfast, I will do so. Not only will I do so...I will do so with a huge grin on my face because it is fukkin delicious. If I wanted to eat pig testicles for lunch...then I will do so (not that I would, but you get the idea
Need I remind you that I am about 55 lbs overweight, whereas you, my dear weight coach, are 150 lbs overweight. So, maybe you should watch what you eat for breakfast and stop harassing me!
That is all!
Love,
Your chocolate covered faced SIL,
Valerie
