Fart poll!

I let er rip! I even have a lil bottle of air freshener from bath and body works. Its so quiet..my coworkers dont hear me spray it after I let one loose at my desk. Then I laugh to myself when they come over and tell me how good my office smells

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Posted by AngnShaun

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Posted by jilliibabii

Absolutely let it go. If my co-worker is with me I try to keep it quiet- they aren't usually smelly anyway. We've both farted in front of each other and laughed about it.

ETA: I love the choices (Liar.) and (Bigger Liar.). So true!

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oh jesus mine are awful...

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Me, too. Vegetarians have really stinky farts. They can bring a tear to your eye, and not in a good way.

I try to hold them. I am at an age where I should trust my farts. Farts should not be lumpy. So....I try to hold them in until I am in the bathroom.

ETA: Unless I am on a dancefloor and trying to get people to move away....

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by Future Mrs H

Thank Kris! I just wrote it on my calendar to remind myself!!!

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No problem! Hope you get them. Maybe 104.3 is doing a giveaway?

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Either that or PLJ. I won them from PLJ a few year back- Maybe I will again

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Posted by Future Mrs H


i'm in Queens- I dont get that station

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really? thats dumb. i thought it reached out.. i know CT gets it. i know a lot of ppl who have a hard time finding it.
well that sucks!

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by AngnShaun

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Posted by jilliibabii

Absolutely let it go. If my co-worker is with me I try to keep it quiet- they aren't usually smelly anyway. We've both farted in front of each other and laughed about it.

ETA: I love the choices (Liar.) and (Bigger Liar.). So true!

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oh jesus mine are awful...

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Me, too. Vegetarians have really stinky farts. They can bring a tear to your eye, and not in a good way.

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whats about meatasaurus's like myself... whats my excuse.!!!!!

my innards are foul

i'm in my car solo all the time for work so use your imagination!

i never ever let it rip in front of DH and he doesn't do it in front of me....and i really LOVE it this way!

his parents were married for 48 years and never let it rip loudly in front of each other....like as a respect thing.

i had an ex-bf who would rip @ss in front of me like there was no tomorrow. by the end of our relationship (after 4 years) i was so disgusted by him....for many reasons...but the farting didn't help.

i think farts are pretty gross...so i don't wanna smell anyone's business but my own.

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Posted by AngnShaun

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by AngnShaun

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Posted by jilliibabii

Absolutely let it go. If my co-worker is with me I try to keep it quiet- they aren't usually smelly anyway. We've both farted in front of each other and laughed about it.

ETA: I love the choices (Liar.) and (Bigger Liar.). So true!

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oh jesus mine are awful...

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Me, too. Vegetarians have really stinky farts. They can bring a tear to your eye, and not in a good way.

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whats about meatasaurus's like myself... whats my excuse.!!!!!

my innards are foul

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it's because you have Tim Horton's for lunch sometimes and I get jealous so you get the evil farty eye from me.

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Posted by Byrne2Be

i think farts are pretty gross...so i don't wanna smell anyone's business but my own.

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You want to smell your own farts?

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by Byrne2Be

i think farts are pretty gross...so i don't wanna smell anyone's business but my own.

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You want to smell your own farts?

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WAFTING WAFTING!!!!!! Everyone loves their own brand!

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by AngnShaun

whats about meatasaurus's like myself... whats my excuse.!!!!!

my innards are foul

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it's because you have Tim Horton's for lunch sometimes and I get jealous so you get the evil farty eye from me.

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brings a new meaning to the phrase 'Stink Eye' lol

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by Byrne2Be

i think farts are pretty gross...so i don't wanna smell anyone's business but my own.

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You want to smell your own farts?

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course not but its generally hard to avoid when i'm stuck in my car. i don't want to ever smell anyone elses. ever. disgusting.

I have to admit I let'er rip in front of DH, my family and friends.

At work have to say I work in low wall cubicles where, so I when I get the urge I walk to the bathroom and let it rip there.

When I am out and about, I always try to let them out when there is no one around. Especially like if i am shopping where there are rows of aisles.....i try to find the one that no one is in, drop the F bomb before anyone comes around. There are times I get out of the aisle and see someone walking into and think to myself....take a nice whiff of that LOSER!

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Posted by AngnShaun

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by Byrne2Be

i think farts are pretty gross...so i don't wanna smell anyone's business but my own.

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You want to smell your own farts?

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WAFTING WAFTING!!!!!! Everyone loves their own brand!

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Smells like carrots and throw up....

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Posted by Byrne2Be

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by Byrne2Be

i think farts are pretty gross...so i don't wanna smell anyone's business but my own.

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You want to smell your own farts?

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course not but its generally hard to avoid when i'm stuck in my car. i don't want to ever smell anyone elses. ever. disgusting.

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Hotboxing.

DH did this to me to get back at me on Saturday. He farted under the covers, held it there, and then opened it up. It was like a wave of heat and awfulness. Sorry, I know it's TMI but I had to share that.

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Posted by AngnShaun

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by Byrne2Be

i think farts are pretty gross...so i don't wanna smell anyone's business but my own.

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You want to smell your own farts?

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WAFTING WAFTING!!!!!! Everyone loves their own brand!

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holy shiiiit... i just lol'd so hard while i was trying to answer the phone.. i like CACKLED in this persons ear and couldn't breathe..

luckily it was a solicitor

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Posted by jilliibabii

Hotboxing.

DH did this to me to get back at me on Saturday. He farted under the covers, held it there, and then opened it up. It was like a wave of heat and awfulness. Sorry, I know it's TMI but I had to share that.

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i did that to myself the other night.. i was laying in bed reading, let one rip, the cat jumped off the bed, dh was getting dressed for bed. as soon as he got in bed and the blanket moved.. it started 'drifting' up towards me... omg. i literally got up and walked away until i felt it had dissipated. dh was like i told him 'i ripped one and it smells bad, i wouldn't lay there'

I don't care. I let them rip. Think about it; would you rather endure my wrath for a minute or two, or hear me b!tch about how bad my stomach hurts?

And believe me, I have low tolerance for pain. I will not shut up.

if no one is around i let it go, ill even walk away from people... if they are around i let it out quietly, and hope it doesnt smell.

i dont fart infront of DH i walk away, he on the other hand, doesnt matter whos around!