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foot in mouth

Byrne2Be Posted:

foot in mouth

so i spent the day with a colleague of mine from LI. he is a very petite man...about 5'2-5'3...i was probably close to 6ft tall in the heels i was wearing today.

anyways, im driving in the bronx and some guy jumps in front of my car....my colleague was in the passenger's seat. i turned to him and i'm like 'look at this little a-hole....' i proceeded to use the word 'little' about 5-6 more times before it dawned on me that the guy that jumped in front of my car was definitely a few inches taller than my coworker. i immediately put the radio on and zipped the lip.

oops.
flibbertigibbet Posted:

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it's a tough life being a tall broad!

thank goodness for tall husbands.


sorry shorties, out there.
Byrne2Be Posted:

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I was so bored throughout the day that I found myself staring at his bald head...I was fascinated by the sheen he had going on....really amazing....

flibbertigibbet Posted:

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how tall is kieran?

Byrne2Be Posted:

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5'11

he's got a good 3 inches on me but I wish I had a smidge more leeway!
flibbertigibbet Posted:

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Could be worse. God bless all six feet and two inches of my h ubbsy. I can wear as tall a heel as I can handle and he's still taller.

Byrne2Be Posted:

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oooohhh god bless is right - that is like THE perfect height!

becki, what is his name?! I have so much to learn.......
flibbertigibbet Posted:

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Jon
Byrne2Be Posted:

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Nice, nice.

What does he do? What do YOU do? I'm doing an expense report for work and I am the world's BIGGEST procrastinator...


Becca2010 Posted:

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

Jon



I hope Mer saw this.
MerSaysEh Posted:

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Posted by Becca2010


Posted by flibbertigibbet

Jon



I hope Mer saw this.



Mer JUST saw this.

Heather, Jon is MY husband. Becki's tall hunk o'man love is Bill.
Becca2010 Posted:

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Posted by MerSaysEh


Posted by Becca2010


Posted by flibbertigibbet

Jon



I hope Mer saw this.



Mer JUST saw this.

Heather, Jon is MY husband. Becki's tall hunk o'man love is Bill.



Bill aka Paul Bunyan
MrsSx2 Posted:

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Byrne2Be Posted:

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Posted by MerSaysEh


Posted by Becca2010


Posted by flibbertigibbet

Jon



I hope Mer saw this.



Mer JUST saw this.

Heather, Jon is MY husband. Becki's tall hunk o'man love is Bill.



Yup...becki and I sorted this out via FM. I am about as gullible as they come. That went pretty far over my head! But I got it now....I'm straight on the husband situation!
AwaitingAugust Posted:

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Posted by Becca2010

Bill aka Paul Bunyan



OMG you're right - Bill totally looks like Paul Bunyan!


and at this entire conversation ... especially this quote:


Posted by Byrne2Be
I was so bored throughout the day that I found myself staring at his bald head...I was fascinated by the sheen he had going on....really amazing....



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