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Byrne2Be Posted: Mar 24, 2011 06:48 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 06:48 PM

foot in mouth

so i spent the day with a colleague of mine from LI. he is a very petite man...about 5'2-5'3...i was probably close to 6ft tall in the heels i was wearing today.

anyways, im driving in the bronx and some guy jumps in front of my car....my colleague was in the passenger's seat. i turned to him and i'm like 'look at this little a-hole....' i proceeded to use the word 'little' about 5-6 more times before it dawned on me that the guy that jumped in front of my car was definitely a few inches taller than my coworker. i immediately put the radio on and zipped the lip.

oops.

flibbertigibbet Posted: Mar 24, 2011 06:50 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 06:50 PM

Re: foot in mouth

it's a tough life being a tall broad!

thank goodness for tall husbands.

sorry shorties, out there.

Byrne2Be Posted: Mar 24, 2011 06:51 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 06:51 PM

Re: foot in mouth

I was so bored throughout the day that I found myself staring at his bald head...I was fascinated by the sheen he had going on....really amazing....

flibbertigibbet Posted: Mar 24, 2011 06:56 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 06:56 PM

Re: foot in mouth

how tall is kieran?

Byrne2Be Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:00 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:00 PM

Re: foot in mouth

5'11

he's got a good 3 inches on me but I wish I had a smidge more leeway!

flibbertigibbet Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:02 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:02 PM

Re: foot in mouth

Could be worse. God bless all six feet and two inches of my h ubbsy. I can wear as tall a heel as I can handle and he's still taller.

Byrne2Be Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:03 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:03 PM

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oooohhh god bless is right - that is like THE perfect height!

becki, what is his name?! I have so much to learn.......

flibbertigibbet Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:06 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:06 PM

Re: foot in mouth

Jon

Byrne2Be Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:12 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 07:12 PM

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Nice, nice.

What does he do? What do YOU do? I'm doing an expense report for work and I am the world's BIGGEST procrastinator...

Becca2010 Posted: Mar 24, 2011 11:14 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 11:14 PM

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

Jon

I hope Mer saw this.

MerSaysEh Posted: Mar 24, 2011 11:18 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 11:18 PM

Re: foot in mouth

Posted by Becca2010

Posted by flibbertigibbet

Jon

I hope Mer saw this.

Mer JUST saw this.

Heather, Jon is MY husband. Becki's tall hunk o'man love is Bill.

Becca2010 Posted: Mar 24, 2011 11:20 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 11:20 PM

Re: foot in mouth

Posted by MerSaysEh

Posted by Becca2010

Posted by flibbertigibbet

Jon

I hope Mer saw this.

Mer JUST saw this.

Heather, Jon is MY husband. Becki's tall hunk o'man love is Bill.

Bill aka Paul Bunyan

MrsSx2 Posted: Mar 24, 2011 11:24 PM+

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Posted: Mar 24, 2011 11:24 PM

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Byrne2Be Posted: Mar 25, 2011 08:11 AM+

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Posted: Mar 25, 2011 08:11 AM

Re: foot in mouth

Posted by MerSaysEh

Posted by Becca2010

Posted by flibbertigibbet

Jon

I hope Mer saw this.

Mer JUST saw this.

Heather, Jon is MY husband. Becki's tall hunk o'man love is Bill.

Yup...becki and I sorted this out via FM. I am about as gullible as they come. That went pretty far over my head! But I got it now....I'm straight on the husband situation!

AwaitingAugust Posted: Mar 25, 2011 09:44 AM+

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Posted: Mar 25, 2011 09:44 AM

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Posted by Becca2010

Bill aka Paul Bunyan

OMG you're right - Bill totally looks like Paul Bunyan!

and

at this entire conversation ... especially this quote:

Posted by Byrne2Be
I was so bored throughout the day that I found myself staring at his bald head...I was fascinated by the sheen he had going on....really amazing....