thursday funnies 2*17*11
What I like most about this picture is the obvious organization that went into it. I’m picturing a massive text exchange wherein each groomsman revealed which pair of socks he’d be wearing, and the conversation went something like this: Groomsman 1: I’ll be wearing pink socks with red hearts. Groomsman 2: UM, HEY BRO, those are the socks *I* was going to wear. Way to steal my thunder. Groomsman 1: Just wear the pair with the blue stripes. Those look great on you. Groomsman 2: Good point. We’re all gonna look awesome. *PS: Yes, the title of this post is an homage to the Shoes anthem. I am a nerd.
^omg, dh and i wanted to do something like this... but we forgot.... URGH!
I sure hope this wedding cake comes with delicious flavored sugar syrup toppings. Otherwise, I’m not quite sure I understand it. Don’t tease your guests with a pure white wedding cake and not provide flavored toppings! It’s practically a crime! Also, is the top stable? The physics of this cake confuse me. I am easily confused.
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When changing your child's diaper, and it starts to fall off the shelf the you set it on while you finishing re-dressing them, never (and I can't stress this enough, folks) NEVER try catch it as it falls. #LFMF
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If you are female and have just woken up in the morning and REALLY have to pee, go pee first then forcefully blow your nose. Otherwise the force of blowing your nose will cause you to pee yourself. It doesn't help if you are pregnant and your bladder is weak. #LFMF
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When the box says 'Do not drink alcohol with this medication,' don't decide that it will be fine just this once. You will wake up in a wedding dress, without your underwear on, next to your best friend, with no memory of the night before. #LFMF
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^that was totally my mother when i lived at home
wrong # texts:
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Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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Today, my girlfriend said 'It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties.' We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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hopefully there'll be more later... if not. sorry.
