She works in my building and I've had the pleasure of seeing her twice this week.
Short and in decent shape with skunk hair - it's bleach blonde and black, all chunky and her roots (black) are always prominent.
She's the color of an Oompa Loompa (y'all know how much I love them) and she over lines her lips in brown liner and fills in those suckers (literally) with pink shiny gloss.
Never will you see her without her ginormous chanel sunglasses (even today) or without her giant cup of 'cawfee' in hand (at any time of the day). He accent is amazing. She speaks stereotypical MTV style Staten Island, I'm almost positive.
The security guards in my building all have raging hard ons for her. She looks like a tranny pornstar. I love her.
chikita315
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Invite her on Wednesday. She sounds awesome.
JessicaM.
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Invite her on Wednesday. She sounds awesome.
I'll drink to that...and Janie should be able to pinpoint the accent!
itslaurie.
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and she over lines her lips in brown liner and fills in those suckers (literally) with pink shiny gloss.
such a hott look.
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We should open a tanning salon and call it 'LoompaLand.' I plan to steal your idea and decribe people as 'color of an OompaLoompa,' only as appropriate, of course
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She speaks stereotypical MTV style Staten Island, I'm almost positive.
Dude.. Your KILLING ME!!!!!!!
cindyandkevin
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Please, oh please, can I be more like her!!????
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Please, oh please, can I be more like her!!????
No, Cindy, you can't, I'm sorry.
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She speaks stereotypical MTV style Staten Island, I'm almost positive.
Dude.. Your KILLING ME!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, girl. I had to.
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Posted by cindyandkevin
Please, oh please, can I be more like her!!????
No, Cindy, you can't, I'm sorry.
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
She speaks stereotypical MTV style Staten Island, I'm almost positive.
Dude.. Your KILLING ME!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, girl. I had to.
Oh its fine...
I represent Shaolin, I was raised out in brooklyn...
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
She works in my building and I've had the pleasure of seeing her twice this week.
Short and in decent shape with skunk hair - it's bleach blonde and black, all chunky and her roots (black) are always prominent.
She's the color of an Oompa Loompa (y'all know how much I love them) and she over lines her lips in brown liner and fills in those suckers (literally) with pink shiny gloss.
Never will you see her without her ginormous chanel sunglasses (even today) or without her giant cup of 'cawfee' in hand (at any time of the day). He accent is amazing. She speaks stereotypical MTV style Staten Island, I'm almost positive.
The security guards in my building all have raging hard ons for her. She looks like a tranny pornstar. I love her.
sure im not working in your building....
mtdr1106
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
She works in my building and I've had the pleasure of seeing her twice this week.
Short and in decent shape with skunk hair - it's bleach blonde and black, all chunky and her roots (black) are always prominent.
She's the color of an Oompa Loompa (y'all know how much I love them) and she over lines her lips in brown liner and fills in those suckers (literally) with pink shiny gloss.
Never will you see her without her ginormous chanel sunglasses (even today) or without her giant cup of 'cawfee' in hand (at any time of the day). He accent is amazing. She speaks stereotypical MTV style Staten Island, I'm almost positive.
The security guards in my building all have raging hard ons for her. She looks like a tranny pornstar. I love her.
sure im not working in your building....
we have a girl just like that here.
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watch out...she may be from bensonhurst.
JanuaryBride06
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watch out...she may be from bensonhurst.
Hmm...I have to pay more attention to the voice next time...from what little I've heard, it seemed SI but who knows.
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She works in my building and I've had the pleasure of seeing her twice this week.
Short and in decent shape with skunk hair - it's bleach blonde and black, all chunky and her roots (black) are always prominent.
She's the color of an Oompa Loompa (y'all know how much I love them) and she over lines her lips in brown liner and fills in those suckers (literally) with pink shiny gloss.
Never will you see her without her ginormous chanel sunglasses (even today) or without her giant cup of 'cawfee' in hand (at any time of the day). He accent is amazing. She speaks stereotypical MTV style Staten Island, I'm almost positive.
The security guards in my building all have raging hard ons for her. She looks like a tranny pornstar. I love her.
sorry, i should have worn a sticker that said HI IM hUBERT lol
