Shower Poems
For my shower, my friend did a candy bar poem that was hilarious..
Mine went like this:
Once there was a HOT TAMALE named Frank. He dated a few MARY JANES and had a few CHUCKLES. But they all turned out to be AIR HEADS until a met a little BIT O HONEY named Michele. THey had GOOD & PLENTY dates and he tried to SKOR but she had a RIESEN for waiting. They had alot of KISSES and finally decided to have a 100 GRAND wedding. The wedding will be MOUNDS of fun but they better be sure to cover his WHATCHAMALLCALLIT or else there will be a BABY RUTH on the way!
Here's another one..
'Dear Bride, You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when you find 'groom's name' is not always MR.CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might VANISH. 'Groom's name' will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your white DOVE. When you are together you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. To 'bride's name' and 'groom's name' the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to come. And may 'groom's name' always be your HONEY.
Anyone have any other poems? A friend of mine is looking for different ones for a shower?
Mine went like this:
Once there was a HOT TAMALE named Frank. He dated a few MARY JANES and had a few CHUCKLES. But they all turned out to be AIR HEADS until a met a little BIT O HONEY named Michele. THey had GOOD & PLENTY dates and he tried to SKOR but she had a RIESEN for waiting. They had alot of KISSES and finally decided to have a 100 GRAND wedding. The wedding will be MOUNDS of fun but they better be sure to cover his WHATCHAMALLCALLIT or else there will be a BABY RUTH on the way!
Here's another one..
'Dear Bride, You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when you find 'groom's name' is not always MR.CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might VANISH. 'Groom's name' will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your white DOVE. When you are together you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. To 'bride's name' and 'groom's name' the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to come. And may 'groom's name' always be your HONEY.
Anyone have any other poems? A friend of mine is looking for different ones for a shower?
