My neighbor orders 'hows' -- major update

I have a neighbor that I call Muscles McTalks-a-lot. He's hot, he's muscly and he talks - a lot.

He lives in 121E.

Last week, while waiting for the elevator, I saw permanent marker scribble on the middle elevator doors - I live in a 'luxury building' so seeing stuff like that is so rare. The scrawl said, '121E orders hoes' but it was clear that the 'hoes' had first been spelled as 'hows'.

I called D to the H and told him to check out the writing. He called me back laughing his @ss off, mostly at the misspelling of the word. Clearly, this how had gotten some edumacation and realized her mistake.

The hallway smelled of fresh paint when I got home around 5:30 and I was truly disappointed.

Anyway - I saw Muscles McTalks-a-lot last night when he was waiting for the elevator and I was putting stuff in the recycling bins. I giggled when he said hello, ran back to my apartment and yelled to Dan, 'You need a hows connection? He's outside.'

That's all.

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Posted by chikita315

I wonder how much is How charges for Bloe Jub

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I think that he stiffed this one.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I think that he stiffed this one.

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niiice one.

There's a lesson to be learned here ladies. If you're going to write something for a public audience to see, spell your words correctly!!!!!!

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Posted by cindyandkevin





There's a lesson to be learned here ladies. If you're going to write something for a public audience to see, spell your words correctly!!!!!!

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Another lesson: If you are going to order a 'how', make sure it is a discrete 'how' who doesn't tell stories.

DH called me and I told him that I saw him again this morning - he said, 'How did you not laugh?'

I said, 'I didn't want to get how smacked.'

Ba dum ching.

So... now we need to get you a Christmas sign that says- How How How.

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Posted by Naunie

So... now we need to get you a Christmas sign that says- How How How.

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Totally. And I'll borrow Suz's naughty Santa girl outfit when I answer for him. He's naughtly like that.

UPDATE



Hows has moved out of the building. I would like to take this time to remember the incredible gift that he gave to us - while giving a 'gift' to himself.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

UPDATE



Hows has moved out of the building. I would like to take this time to remember the incredible gift that he gave to us - while giving a 'gift' to himself.

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wow.

How himself.

it's the end of an era.

Oh no. I hope he wa sable to see your awesome HowHowHow Christmas sign before he left.

my only hope is that someone even more awesome moves in his place.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

UPDATE



Hows has moved out of the building. I would like to take this time to remember the incredible gift that he gave to us - while giving a 'gift' to himself.

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If he only knew.