A Little Humor for the evening

Waiting for a salary increase

TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY



if you get caught sleeping at your desk


'They told me at the blood bank this might happen.'

'This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.'

'Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time.'

'I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.'

'I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.'

'I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?'

'Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.'

'The coffee machine is broken.'

'Someone put decaf in the wrong pot.'

' ... in God's name, Amen.'