A little Tuesday Humor....
George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is young and very attractive.
She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, 'I'll have the heart-healthy salad.'
'Very good, sir,' she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, 'And what do you want, Mr. President?' Bush answers, 'How about a quickie?' Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, 'I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted
foryou.' With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, 'Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche.'
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She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, 'I'll have the heart-healthy salad.'
'Very good, sir,' she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, 'And what do you want, Mr. President?' Bush answers, 'How about a quickie?' Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, 'I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted
foryou.' With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, 'Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche.'
