A short Joke for the Newlyweds

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married
again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you live with her in our house?
MAN: Well, probably, it is paid for.
WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
MAN: No, she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - -
MAN: Oh, sh*t.

LMAO!!!

I would die ... no pun intended!

Thanks for the laugh!!!

oops! that was cute

I am peeing my pants!

needed a laugh today!
thanks!

any more? plwase share!

Shamma girl you kill me

you ladies know these darn men are slow

Shamma, this too funny...

you ladies know these darn men are slow

careful shamma - I'm watching you!
Imagine - he should have found someone with right handed sticks. This way he wouldn't have to buy a new set!

That is so funny

LIW, only a man could have gotten caught out there like that A woman would have a good answer ready to go. Not that I am advocating infidelity, but we are the smarter sex...we all know this

Cute!!!