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Can somebody, ANYBODY, please tell me

bearsbabe_113 Posted:

Can somebody, ANYBODY, please tell me

why my darling husband cannot pee IN the bowl instead of ON the bowl?????????????
Honestly, I just don't get it. I've asked him numerous times why he can't do this and he tells me 'I'm not a girl. I don't sit to pee.' Yeah, ok, you don't sit, but you AIM!!!!!!!!!!! It drives me OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!

Any other people in my shoes out there???
Latina511 Posted:

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I totally understand what you mean. My hubby doesn't do it all the time but yesterday it ****ed me off. I had put down a brand new WHITE bathroom rug on Sunday. Then when I got home yesterday I noticed there was pee on the corner of the rug. I was sooo mad and he says sorry it was by mistake. HOW DO YOU MISS? I still don't understand.

Believe me I made him clean it.
MichelleW Posted:

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LOL

Deb maybe Joe and Brandon can learn to hit their mark together. I swear he is so lazy
christine1221 Posted:

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Oh, the agony over this issue!!
I don't get either. It's so disgusting. I absolutely rufuse to clean the bowl .... it's his job b/c I don't make that mess! I told him that I never had to clean pee off of anything b/f he moved in & I'm not going to start now! He'll have to learn to do a better job getting it inside the bowl! If anyone has had any sucess w/ their hubbies on this please post!!!
michele31 Posted:

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If you make him clean it he'll learn to be more careful.

alina Posted:

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My old roommate used to do that, drove me nutz!!!

FH, hearing me complaing about it, said that my roomie was just lazy, nothing else... So get your boys to aim!!!
stacedz Posted:

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I have to say that Gary has NEVER done this...am I the only one that has a husband that hits his mark!?!?!?
NovemberSue Posted:

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I am lucky. My husband hits the target. He's very neat with everything so I don't have to worry about clothes laying around the house either.
07052002 Posted:

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You can go out and by pee pee targets or use regular old cherrios.. put it in the bowl and tell him to aim..
It works with little boys! Might as well work with big boys!
bearsbabe_113 Posted:

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070502 I am LMAO at that one!!!!!!! I'm glad to see I'm not the only one suffering!!! Joe is very neat about everything else, and usually after I blow a major fit, he'll be good about it, but then it starts all over again!!!!! My cousin was the only girl out of 6 kids and she was constantly cleaning up after her brothers. I would've killed them!!

I blame his mother and grandmother because they did EVERYTHING for him!!! Plus add in the fact that he's an only child, and they lays my answer!


At least I got him to put the darn seat down, that was a big feat!!!
Claud2001 Posted:

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Michele31 - your response sounds like you're talking about a dog! LOL! Sounds like...'If you stick his nose in it, he won't do it anymore!' LOL!
natasha Posted:

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I thank god I don't have that problem. If he happens to miss, he cleans it up.

dkga1026 Posted:

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im pretty lucky with that too....dh is pretty neat

shamma Posted:

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See I posted a comment on this today, I say if you cannot aim straight then hold your tool. My Stepson is infamous for this I have my own bathroom thank God. It gives me no enthusiam to change the rug in there and put my nice beautiful mats in there. I have spoken to him on more than one occasion, I just got so fed up I told hubby since his son will not wipe up after himself, you clean the bathrooms. I hate pee drippings on the floor on the mat on the bowl, it should be where its supposed to be in the toilet. Why is it so darn hard to wipe if you drip?
bearsbabe_113 Posted:

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Shamma, I am peeing over here!! Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it!!!

Edited to say, oops, didn't mean to say 'pee'! LOL
07052002 Posted:

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I'm telling ya throw a cherrio in there, he will be so excitied and it will all come back to him!

My advice for toilet seats being down is buy a kitten. Dh freaked the first night with our kitty that she would fall in, so since then he has it closed!
shamma Posted:

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Leaving the toilet seat up is not the problem, is the drips after, or during, I really do not know when it happens. Now it makes me wonder, does my SS wipes his penis??? b/c if you wipe it when you are done, there is not supposed to be any drips The first woman he lives with is going to send him back home
ddunne23 Posted:

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Luckily, my husband grew up with three older sisters so he is pretty well trained!!

07052002 Posted:

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There is no need to wipe if your a guy.. They don't pee on themsleves or their hands. It's just some of the gene to miss the bowl

Lisa Rose Posted:

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mu husband is realtivly neat but somtimes I find pee on the floor.....GROSS!! I pointed it out to him and he said that it was water from his hands after he washed....hmmm....that might have worked in our little bathroom in the apt but now we have a huge bathroom and the sink is on the other side of the room from the bowl!!

lets see him get out of this one!!! LOL

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