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Christmas Riddle...
Shamma's Secret Santa Posted: Nov 06, 2003 11:14 PM+
Shamma's Secret Santa MEMBER SINCE: 11/03 TOTAL POSTS : 31 WEDDING DATE: Dec 25, 2003
Posted: Nov 06, 2003 11:14 PM bride-minus.png

Christmas Riddle...

There was an ideal woman and ideal man. And they have got acquainted and got married. They were travelling around Christmas time and they saw Santa Claus on the road with a bag of gifts. He was running late and signaled them to stop. They stopped the car and picked Santa up and continued on their way. All of them together. But they got in an accident. And only one in the car survived.

And so the question is: who survived?
Ideal man? Ideal woman? Or Santa Claus?

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Of course, ideal woman survived as everybody knows, there is no Santa Claus and no ideal man either.

To women we advise you to to stop reading on this optimistic note. And men can continue to read further.

















As it is known that Santa Claus does not exist nor ideal men that means ideal woman was in the car alone and driving...
That explains the fact of the car accident by the way...
And that once again proves that ideal woman was not so ideal...

And as you are the woman and still reading this despite of my advice - that means that above all you do not listen to any advice...


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shamma Posted: Nov 06, 2003 11:21 PM+
shamma MEMBER SINCE: 10/01 TOTAL POSTS : 19166 WEDDING DATE: Aug 03, 2002
Posted: Nov 06, 2003 11:21 PM bride-minus.png

Re: Christmas Riddle...

not only you are secret keeper but you share silly jokes too??? I got the bestest Secret Santa Look out for many more of these kinds of jokes as the holiday draws closer.
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