cute... dumb@ss

So I went to BBB tonight after the gym... Picked up some really cool looking hangers and what not.

DH is bouncing around doing his OCD routine before taking a shower and is commenting on the practicality and coolness of my new hangers... I then see him eyeing the table and grabs a brown paper bag I have hanging out of my purse.

'What's this?'

'tampons... for work...'
(I got my period and realized this morning that my *stash* at work is running low... I put a butt-load in a brown paper bag so that I don't have a butt-load of tampons hanging out of my purse...)

It was as if the brown paper bag lit on fire AND bit him with razor sharp teeth he couldn't throw it away fast enough... He also made an *ick* sound and I do believe he wiped his hand across his shirt as if not to CONTAMINATE himself further.

I swear, when I have my period, you would think I was bleeding from EVERY ORIFICE in my body, he is so grossed out by it.

what
a
baby

I make Tommy go get me tampons....he holds the bag away from him like there is something in it.

Boys are ridiculous

hahahahahah

similar story... i knocked over a box of 40 in our bedroom last week but because i was running to the bathroom, i figured i'd pick them up when I was done. DH got home from work while I was in the bathroom and walked into the bedroom just as I was coming out of the bathroom....

He SHRIEKED like a 5 yr old... 'AHHHH!!!! WHAT IS THIS, THE TAMPON ROOM??!?! WHERE AM I GOING TO SLEEP - THIS WILL RUIN MY DREAMSSSSSS!'

I just looked at him like this: and muttered, 'Isn't marriage sexy?'

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Posted by PegaLega

I make Tommy go get me tampons....he holds the bag away from him like there is something in it.

Boys are ridiculous

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I'm on my own with GETTING the tampons, it's that bad... It's like repressed memories bad...

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Posted by Shorty McBride

hahahahahah

similar story... i knocked over a box of 40 in our bedroom last week but because i was running to the bathroom, i figured i'd pick them up when I was done. DH got home from work while I was in the bathroom and walked into the bedroom just as I was coming out of the bathroom....

He SHRIEKED like a 5 yr old... 'AHHHH!!!! WHAT IS THIS, THE TAMPON ROOM??!?! WHERE AM I GOING TO SLEEP - THIS WILL RUIN MY DREAMSSSSSS!'

I just looked at him like this: and muttered, 'Isn't marriage sexy?'

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Your husband and mine were grown from the same crop... me thinks..

Really that werided out about it?That is funny. I make the hub buy me stuff if I am in need but he is kewl with it

Yep.

i said that the day i saw your superbowl video.

he's a giant mets fan though.

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Posted by Shorty McBride

Yep.

i said that the day i saw your superbowl video.

he's a giant mets fan though.

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speaking of the Mets:

ask your husband how he feels about Oliver Perez's *Mr. Hyde* night tonight.

[grumbles curse words]

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Posted by gemmifer

Really that werided out about it?That is funny. I make the hub buy me stuff if I am in need but he is kewl with it

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Jen... I kid you not... he barely HUGS me when I'm on the rag... He'll like *pet* me...That's if he remembers of course... He's easily confused.

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Posted by What

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Posted by Shorty McBride

Yep.

i said that the day i saw your superbowl video.

he's a giant mets fan though.

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speaking of the Mets:

ask your husband how he feels about Oliver Perez's *Mr. Hyde* night tonight.

[grumbles curse words]

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he DVRd it so he could finish watching some movie - he's up to the bottom of the 2nd inning right now (the game is actually in bot 3) - he already took out his clothes for the morning and turned down the bed yelling something about it being an early night tonight....

I had an ex like that. I couldn't even say the words AUnt Flo. He'd screech like an injured wildebeest before the lions come.

DH is good. He doesn't get grossed out by much. Bleeding from my hoo hah seems to be ok but God forbid I bust my lip like I did once-ALL the color drains from his face. Somethign with teeth and blood he can't handle.

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Posted by PeteysBride

I had an ex like that. I couldn't even say the words AUnt Flo. He'd screech like an injured wildebeest before the lions come.

DH is good. He doesn't get grossed out by much. Bleeding from my hoo hah seems to be ok but God forbid I bust my lip like I did once-ALL the color drains from his face. Somethign with teeth and blood he can't handle.

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hahah now THAT is strange.

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Posted by Shorty McBride

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Posted by What

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Posted by Shorty McBride

Yep.

i said that the day i saw your superbowl video.

he's a giant mets fan though.

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speaking of the Mets:

ask your husband how he feels about Oliver Perez's *Mr. Hyde* night tonight.

[grumbles curse words]

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he DVRd it so he could finish watching some movie - he's up to the bottom of the 2nd inning right now (the game is actually in bot 3) - he already took out his clothes for the morning and turned down the bed yelling something about it being an early night tonight....

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yup.. I gave up by the 4th inning and went to bed..

[kicks rock]

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Posted by What

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Posted by PeteysBride

I had an ex like that. I couldn't even say the words AUnt Flo. He'd screech like an injured wildebeest before the lions come.

DH is good. He doesn't get grossed out by much. Bleeding from my hoo hah seems to be ok but God forbid I bust my lip like I did once-ALL the color drains from his face. Somethign with teeth and blood he can't handle.

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hahah now THAT is strange.

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Don't I know it poor guy.

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Posted by What

So I went to BBB tonight after the gym... Picked up some really cool looking hangers and what not.

DH is bouncing around doing his OCD routine before taking a shower and is commenting on the practicality and coolness of my new hangers... I then see him eyeing the table and grabs a brown paper bag I have hanging out of my purse.

'What's this?'

'tampons... for work...'
(I got my period and realized this morning that my *stash* at work is running low... I put a butt-load in a brown paper bag so that I don't have a butt-load of tampons hanging out of my purse...)

It was as if the brown paper bag lit on fire AND bit him with razor sharp teeth he couldn't throw it away fast enough... He also made an *ick* sound and I do believe he wiped his hand across his shirt as if not to CONTAMINATE himself further.

I swear, when I have my period, you would think I was bleeding from EVERY ORIFICE in my body, he is so grossed out by it.

what
a
baby

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I had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing out loud at my desk. That's hysterical!!

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Posted by Gigi08

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Posted by What

So I went to BBB tonight after the gym... Picked up some really cool looking hangers and what not.

DH is bouncing around doing his OCD routine before taking a shower and is commenting on the practicality and coolness of my new hangers... I then see him eyeing the table and grabs a brown paper bag I have hanging out of my purse.

'What's this?'

'tampons... for work...'
(I got my period and realized this morning that my *stash* at work is running low... I put a butt-load in a brown paper bag so that I don't have a butt-load of tampons hanging out of my purse...)

It was as if the brown paper bag lit on fire AND bit him with razor sharp teeth he couldn't throw it away fast enough... He also made an *ick* sound and I do believe he wiped his hand across his shirt as if not to CONTAMINATE himself further.

I swear, when I have my period, you would think I was bleeding from EVERY ORIFICE in my body, he is so grossed out by it.

what
a
baby

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I had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing out loud at my desk. That's hysterical!!

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I can almost guarentee you that he obsessively washed his hands immediately after