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> >INSTALLING A HUSBAND
> >
> >Â Dear Tech support,
> >
> >Â Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
> >noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
> particularly
> >in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
> under
> Boyfriend 5.0.
> >
> >In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuableprograms, such
> as
> Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
> programs
> such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
> >
> >Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
> the
> system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> avail.
> >
> >What can I do?
> >
> >Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Signed,
> >
> >Â Â Â Â Desperate.
> >
> >Â DEAR DESPERATE,
> >
> >First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> Husband
> 1.0 is an operating system.
> >
> >Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
> Tears 6.2 and
> don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works
> as
> designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
> Jewelry 2.0
> and Flowers 3.5.
> >
> >But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0Â
> to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
> >Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
> Snoring
> Loudly Beta.
> >
> >Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virusÂ
> in the
> background that will eventually seize control of all your system
> resources.)
> >
> >Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
> unsupported
> applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> >
> >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory and
> cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
> additional
> software to improve memory and performance.
> >We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
> >
> >Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Good Luck,
> >
> >Â Â Â Â Tech SupportÂ
> >INSTALLING A HUSBAND
> >
> >Â Dear Tech support,
> >
> >Â Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
> >noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
> particularly
> >in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
> under
> Boyfriend 5.0.
> >
> >In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuableprograms, such
> as
> Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
> programs
> such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
> >
> >Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
> the
> system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> avail.
> >
> >What can I do?
> >
> >Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Signed,
> >
> >Â Â Â Â Desperate.
> >
> >Â DEAR DESPERATE,
> >
> >First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> Husband
> 1.0 is an operating system.
> >
> >Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
> Tears 6.2 and
> don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works
> as
> designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
> Jewelry 2.0
> and Flowers 3.5.
> >
> >But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0Â
> to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
> >Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
> Snoring
> Loudly Beta.
> >
> >Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virusÂ
> in the
> background that will eventually seize control of all your system
> resources.)
> >
> >Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
> unsupported
> applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> >
> >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory and
> cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
> additional
> software to improve memory and performance.
> >We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
> >
> >Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Good Luck,
> >
> >Â Â Â Â Tech SupportÂ
