Dear DH

Couple of things sweetie. When I'm on the phone with you discussing financials and we're talking specific numbers that are going in and out of accounts, don't wait till the end of the conversation to tell me you have a new guy with you today that you're training...and he's sitting right next to you in the truck! I'd prefer your coworkers not know how much we have or don't have in savings.

Aaaand, when you call my office and my boss picks up my line, please do not ask to speak with your 'beautiful blushing bride'. I have not heard the end of it from everyone I work with who has been married for many years. It makes people want to vomit, myself included.

Love,
Your not so blushing wife who wants you to pick your clothes up off the darn floor already!!!

DH knows to send me txt msgs when he wants to say cute things like that.

well at least he's trying to be cute.

hahaha sometimes the 'common sense' part of their brains don't always work!!

I really think that men just completely lose half their minds!!!

Tell DH that when he calls you that it makes everyone automatically assume he did something wrong and has to kiss up to you. That ought to stop him

LMAO!

I can sooooooooo relate! I vomit a little inside my mouth when Joe says in front of everybody hey good lookin I can't wait till we get home. I swear I die a little inside

Well said

thats great!