Dear Pervs... I have an announcement

Ok you raunchy a$$es. I have never submitted to your wild ways but I was SO STRESSED OUT from work that I made a mad dash for the mall on my lunch hour. I wanted to buy a cute outfit or something but I feel too fat. I needed to cheer myself up. I wound up in Spencer's Gifts and for the first time in my life....

I bought a vibrator

Yup, that's right. On my lunch hour. And it is now underneath my desk, sitting in my pocketbook like the Tell Tale Heart. I am so paranoid.

Good for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's an amazing purchase!!!!


Now did you make sure to take out the batteries so that it doesn't start vibrating while you're at work?





















(Totally kidding - I'm sure that batteries come seperately)

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Posted by EverlovingEv

Good for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's an amazing purchase!!!!


Now did you make sure to take out the batteries so that it doesn't start vibrating while you're at work?




















(Totally kidding - I'm sure that batteries come seperately)

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You witch. My heart dropped. PHEW!

Good for you I hope you got a pretty color like PINK

Hehehe.

But seriously, look at it and make sure there are no batteries in it.

Which one did you get???

I haven't been in Spencer Gifts in forever! I didn't know they had vibrators, but have fun with it!

too freakin funny!

you'll have to give us a review!

Wow, that's a great purchase!!! It kills two birds with one stone - it relieves your desire to buy something to make yourself feel better AND it will relieve your stress later when you get home and that will DEFINITELY make you feel better!!!! My DH made me throw mine out when we moved in together - he was too nervous that he would never get any *ahem* action if I had it.... Little does he know, I threw that one out BUT I bought an even BETTER one!!!!

It's freaking SCARY looking but it was the smallest one they had! They had ones that were the size of my arm!

It's the Devilish Delight or some sh!t. All I know is the box said it was 'sinfully soft.' Some of the other ones were marble & I shuttered at the thought. I think I'll start small & soft & work my way up, thankyouverymuch!

Good for U! Great Buy!

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I think I'll start small & soft & work my way up, thankyouverymuch!

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Posted by Mich0621



I haven't been in Spencer Gifts in forever! I didn't know they had vibrators, but have fun with it!

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ditto! too funny

youre braver than most, buying it in person!

haha enjoy your purchase

Caroline I love you but I am secretly hoping you kick it and it turns on

Go to the bathroom and break that bad boy out!!

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Posted by carolinebr

It's freaking SCARY looking but it was the smallest one they had! They had ones that were the size of my arm!

It's the Devilish Delight or some sh!t. All I know is the box said it was 'sinfully soft.' Some of the other ones were marble & I shuttered at the thought. I think I'll start small & soft & work my way up, thankyouverymuch!

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for my bachelorette, I got one in the shape of a lipstick. It's silver and works like magic

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Posted by BlushingBride714

Wow, that's a great purchase!!! It kills two birds with one stone - it relieves your desire to buy something to make yourself feel better AND it will relieve your stress later when you get home and that will DEFINITELY make you feel better!!!! My DH made me throw mine out when we moved in together - he was too nervous that he would never get any *ahem* action if I had it.... Little does he know, I threw that one out BUT I bought an even BETTER one!!!!

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good for u!!

when i was coming back from key west, i put it in my carry on and when my sister came to pick us up from the airport, it turned on when something pressed against it. she was like 'what is that?' and i was like 'ummmm.. probably our alarm clock'