Dear Whole Foods,

cookiemonster Posted: Jan 28, 2008 02:18 PM

Dear Whole Foods,

Why did you put a display of beautiful juicy grapes right at the entrance to your store on Friday, compelling me to spend $11 on less than 2 lbs of their sweet goodness? I would have been content thinking that produce just s*cks in the winter, but you offered me a glimmer of hope that led to me emptying my wallet like a desperate man in a cheap strip club.

It is just Monday and already I am almost out of these delectable green globes of flavor and feeling compelled to run back to you for more with more desperation than a junkie in need of a fix. I am considering a second job to support this unexpected habit. It is no wonder my DH calls you 'Whole Paycheck.'

Signed,

Fruit Don't Fill My Gas Tank

dgirl0114 Posted: Jan 28, 2008 02:34 PM

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bonitachyc Posted: Jan 28, 2008 02:37 PM

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whole paycheck - - hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!

bonitachyc Posted: Jan 28, 2008 02:38 PM

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and dude 11 bucks for grapes!? gdaaaaaaayum!!!

amytee Posted: Jan 28, 2008 02:38 PM

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hysterical!!!!!!!!!!

cookiemonster Posted: Jan 28, 2008 02:44 PM

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Posted by bonitachyc

and dude 11 bucks for grapes!? gdaaaaaaayum!!!

I know, I know

PeteysBride Posted: Jan 28, 2008 02:44 PM

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We have one by us; DH spent almost 18 bucks on STEAK! for ONE meal! II wanted to kill him but considering he did it to surprise me and taht it WAS was delicious.. Had to pat him on the head and make kissy sounds.

I guess organic cows are special after all.

cookiemonster Posted: Jan 28, 2008 02:53 PM

Re: Dear Whole Foods,

Posted by PeteysBride

We have one by us; DH spent almost 18 bucks on STEAK! for ONE meal! II wanted to kill him but considering he did it to surprise me and taht it WAS was delicious.. Had to pat him on the head and make kissy sounds.

I guess organic cows are special after all.

Still cheaper than going out! Wish I had a similar argument for my grapes. the only thing that would have been more expensive was buying a plane ticket to Chile to pick the damn things myself!

DeannaNDave07 Posted: Jan 28, 2008 02:55 PM

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omg...that was sooo funny!!

not that you spent so much on grapes

ligirlz Posted: Jan 28, 2008 03:05 PM

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PeteysBride Posted: Jan 28, 2008 03:07 PM

Re: Dear Whole Foods,

Posted by cookiemonster

Posted by PeteysBride

We have one by us; DH spent almost 18 bucks on STEAK! for ONE meal! II wanted to kill him but considering he did it to surprise me and taht it WAS was delicious.. Had to pat him on the head and make kissy sounds.

I guess organic cows are special after all.

Still cheaper than going out! Wish I had a similar argument for my grapes. the only thing that would have been more expensive was buying a plane ticket to Chile to pick the damn things myself!

They do have the best fruit and meat. I wait till they have 'sales' and thn I stock up on that sale produce. Their strawberries are the BEST! maybe you can go to Chilie for soem more nextw eek?!

cookiemonster Posted: Jan 28, 2008 03:27 PM

Re: Dear Whole Foods,

Posted by PeteysBride

Posted by cookiemonster

Posted by PeteysBride

We have one by us; DH spent almost 18 bucks on STEAK! for ONE meal! II wanted to kill him but considering he did it to surprise me and taht it WAS was delicious.. Had to pat him on the head and make kissy sounds.

I guess organic cows are special after all.

Still cheaper than going out! Wish I had a similar argument for my grapes. the only thing that would have been more expensive was buying a plane ticket to Chile to pick the damn things myself!

They do have the best fruit and meat. I wait till they have 'sales' and thn I stock up on that sale produce. Their strawberries are the BEST! maybe you can go to Chilie for soem more nextw eek?!