Dirty questions continue -

Do you burp/pass gas infront of DH?

Does he?

I absolutely BURP in front of him......I'll burp in front of anyone really....unless it's a classy place or function

Fart??? Well, not on purpose........

hubby farts a lot in his sleep! I laugh my AS$ off ALL the time when he does.....it's the funniest thing EVER!!!!!

He burps in front of me too......

i don't....

he does!

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Posted by billandme

I absolutely BURP in front of him......I'll burp in front of anyone really....unless it's a classy place or function

Fart??? Well, not on purpose........

hubby farts a lot in his sleep! I laugh my AS$ off ALL the time when he does.....it's the funniest thing EVER!!!!!

He burps in front of me too......

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Mental picture of you laughing hysterically while he's sleeping and farting next to you in bed!

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Posted by EverlovingEv

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Posted by billandme

I absolutely BURP in front of him......I'll burp in front of anyone really....unless it's a classy place or function

Fart??? Well, not on purpose........

hubby farts a lot in his sleep! I laugh my AS$ off ALL the time when he does.....it's the funniest thing EVER!!!!!

He burps in front of me too......

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Mental picture of you laughing hysterically while he's sleeping and farting next to you in bed!

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he gets soooooo mad at me too because sometimes he farts soooooo loud that I have to wake him up to tell him!!!!!! No matter what time it is, I'll wake him up and say, 'babe, you just farted!!!!!!' as I am laughing my AS$ off!!!!!!

He's actually farted so loud that our dog woke up and jumped off the bed......... and they are funny sounding ones too!!!!!

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Posted by billandme

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Posted by EverlovingEv

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Posted by billandme

I absolutely BURP in front of him......I'll burp in front of anyone really....unless it's a classy place or function

Fart??? Well, not on purpose........

hubby farts a lot in his sleep! I laugh my AS$ off ALL the time when he does.....it's the funniest thing EVER!!!!!

He burps in front of me too......

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Mental picture of you laughing hysterically while he's sleeping and farting next to you in bed!

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he gets soooooo mad at me too because sometimes he farts soooooo loud that I have to wake him up to tell him!!!!!! No matter what time it is, I'll wake him up and say, 'babe, you just farted!!!!!!' as I am laughing my AS$ off!!!!!!

He's actually farted so loud that our dog woke up and jumped off the bed......... and they are funny sounding ones too!!!!!

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OMG!!! DH just heard me laughing at your post from the other room and asked what I was laughing at!!! No way would I tell him. Better hide this thread from Bill

I am the burping QUEEN.. Everything makes me burp.. If I'm not burping, I must be sick.. So therefore it doesn't have enough time to make it out the other end... DH however NEVER burps.. It ONLY comes out the other end.. Any time of day.. its awful.. My lovely hubby makes the 'funny' sounding ones too.. The sound alone makes me gag.. He's also the phantom farter and leaves his business for others to walk into.. He loves getting a reaction out of them

ps. I never said my DH has class!

this thread is priceless.......

i honestly have silent burps but I do fart in front of DH when I need to. And he has NO problem doing it in front of me!!

I'll flat out say it. I'm gross. I burp AND fart in front of him. And I announce it too I grew up with all boys and it shows! I did this from the start though, so DH knew exactly what he was getting when he married me.