email from mom: Who says you can't potty train a man?
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of your bag.'
'Oh, really? Darn,' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me...'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?'
'Oh, no,' says the little old lady.. You see, my back yard is right
next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower
garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the
fence, I grab it and I say, '$20 or off it comes!''
'OK, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'So, good luck. Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?'
'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'
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Fly in the Urinal
When my friends’ hubby went to the men's room in the Schiphol Airport located in Amsterdam , he saw a fly and did his best to 'wash' it down the drain....but failed. He figured the fly had
super glue foot pads !!!
Now he knows why it was there!
Who says you can't potty train a man?
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of your bag.'
'Oh, really? Darn,' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me...'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?'
'Oh, no,' says the little old lady.. You see, my back yard is right
next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower
garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the
fence, I grab it and I say, '$20 or off it comes!''
'OK, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'So, good luck. Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?'
'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'
~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~
Fly in the Urinal
When my friends’ hubby went to the men's room in the Schiphol Airport located in Amsterdam , he saw a fly and did his best to 'wash' it down the drain....but failed. He figured the fly had
super glue foot pads !!!
Now he knows why it was there!
Who says you can't potty train a man?
