For April! Post your fav Diddy quotes.

Vote or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My names Diddy and I run the city

That wasn't my gun J.Lo I swear

And he also gave a really long quote on his online blog about how he loves peeing

I have waited for this forever, thank you MeNBobs... While not a diddy quote per se, its related...

Years ago, Diddy, known at the time asw PUFF DADDY got in some trouble in Dublin, he was eyeing some Irish guy's chick at a club and well, you know how popular THAT is over there. They had a bit of an altercation and the next day the local paper's headline was:

PUFF DADDY MEETS TUFF PADDY


And he will forever be in my hall of fame for crafting this piece of English language fabulosity:

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Posted by Colette

I have waited for this forever, thank you MeNBobs... While not a diddy quote per se, its related...

Years ago, Diddy, known at the time asw PUFF DADDY got in some trouble in Dublin, he was eyeing some Irish guy's chick at a club and well, you know how popular THAT is over there. They had a bit of an altercation and the next day the local paper's headline was:

PUFF DADDY MEETS TUFF PADDY


And he will forever be in my hall of fame for crafting this piece of English language fabulosity:

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dammit you beat me to it...

awwww but surely you're used to that by now.

OHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAP!!!!!!

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Posted by Colette

awwww but surely you're used to that by now.

OHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAP!!!!!!

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how are your cankles, preggy?

Cankle-FREE baby!!!!! Can't believe i've escaped THAT, but I thank the lord above every day for my non-swollen lower regions!!

Now ask me about the nighttime reflux, THAT's just a thing of beauty, ain't it....

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Posted by Colette



PUFF DADDY MEETS TUFF PADDY

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I hope it was your DH.

Looking at or listening to Diddy talk makes me angry I can't stand him!!!!!!

I hate what he did to Every Breath You Take and Roxanne and I hate Jimmy Page for allowing him to rework Kashmir .

Wow THAT felt good.

I'm a little worried about your intense feelings of anger toward major pop/rock icons, my friend.
I thought John Mayr was the only one on your dartboard but apparently there's a deep seated resentment toward many other celebrity rockers? Wassup wit dat?

You and my DH should start a therapy group, he hateshateshates The Beatles ('the most overrated pack of feckers of all time), and he won't even watch commercials with Eric Clapton music in them ('sellout'), and many others are on his list. So basically that leaves him listening to a lot of 70s punk bands, classic blues, and Coldplay.