Fun question: Who cooks & how often?

I love to cook and do all the cooking - It's best anyway - I can't trust someone who once cooked old bacon with 'orange spots' because he figured it would 'go away' when he cooked it. Fortunately he lived to tell about it, but I worry that we may not survive one of his meals. He's only good for heating frozen dinners, or making himself tuna or egg salad sandwiches.

We joke about how it took us 9 years of dating to get married, because I had to learn to make his grandmothers sauce and meatballs first!