FUNNY/STUPID/GROSS/ODD things that happened at your wedding

:gasp: the horror......no really.....anything strange happen on your wedding day? Gross? Stupid?? Funny??? flat out Odd???


My darling nephew threw up on my plate! I was dancing and DH was sitting there with his nephew and he proceeds to whine about how he 'doesn't like the music' and they weren't playing anything he knew....(he's 8) so he starts crying (it was an exhaustingly looooong day for him, i think he was up at 4am or something...this was 10pm) and he then.....throws up on my plate. I had no idea, the BM and BA took care of things quickly but when i found out I was hysterical laughing.......with that said......thank god it wasn't on my dress!

well everyone basically threw up

My MOH threw up in the bathroom, DH's best friend threw up in the little outside part of JT and my darling brand new husband threw up!

Well, everyone is looking for him so they can show the photo montage and he is nowhere to be found. Finally he comes back, KISSES me and says I feel so much better I jsut power puked and then looks up to see our DJ and photographers staring at him bc they had been waiting for him LOL!

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Posted by 040508Bride

:gasp: the horror......no really.....anything strange happen on your wedding day? Gross? Stupid?? Funny??? flat out Odd???


My darling nephew threw up on my plate! I was dancing and DH was sitting there with his nephew and he proceeds to whine about how he 'doesn't like the music' and they weren't playing anything he knew....(he's 8) so he starts crying (it was an exhaustingly looooong day for him, i think he was up at 4am or something...this was 10pm) and he then.....throws up on my plate. I had no idea, the BM and BA took care of things quickly but when i found out I was hysterical laughing.......with that said......thank god it wasn't on my dress!

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omg how gross poor kid- poor you

mine would be when i was dancing with my dad and all of a sudden out of the blue my nephew runs onto the dance floor and latches onto the back of my butt- so now I have him on my backside my dad quickly complaining in the other ear good thing the song was almost over- also the same nephew was witnessing the cake cutting he kept getting closer & closer & closer finally after we cut the cake he casually makes his way to the cake and sticks his little hand in it- it was hysterical i didnt care - you can even see in the pro pics him getting closer & closer

* correction I just noticed now he let us sample our pieces of cake first before he stuck his finger in*

OMG This was so embarassing and unfortunately happened to me. DH and I got these cute shot glasses that said Groom and Bride on them. The Groom one was black cause it looked like a tuxedo so you cant see whats in it. Earlier I had poured shots of Jack in there and I didnt realize DH never took his shot. So I was right by his family's table and I had the shot glass in my hand and thought it was empty so I pretended to shoot it. I flung it up towards my face and the Jack that I didnt know was in there flew all over my face and in my eyes. His whole family saw that. I had to wipe Jack out of my eyes without ruining my makeup. What an idiot.

BTW dont ever get jack in your eyes, its pretty painful.

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Posted by Songstress

OMG This was so embarassing and unfortunately happened to me. DH and I got these cute shot glasses that said Groom and Bride on them. The Groom one was black cause it looked like a tuxedo so you cant see whats in it. Earlier I had poured shots of Jack in there and I didnt realize DH never took his shot. So I was right by his family's table and I had the shot glass in my hand and thought it was empty so I pretended to shoot it. I flung it up towards my face and the Jack that I didnt know was in there flew all over my face and in my eyes. His whole family saw that. I had to wipe Jack out of my eyes without ruining my makeup. What an idiot.

BTW dont ever get jack in your eyes, its pretty painful.

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that's awesome!

This happened...

my brother in my BF's Dress



And during the first dance my FIL danced with him. My brother grabbed my FIL's butt. Now that was hysterical. There are no pictures of this, but it's in the video.

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Posted by korndoggie

This happened...

my brother in my BF's Dress



And during the first dance my FIL danced with him. My brother grabbed my FIL's butt. Now that was hysterical. There are no pictures of this, but it's in the video.

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so freaking hysterical

oh dear-I will get in trouble for this but I dont care...

I had all the line dances at my wedding-Electric Slide, Cotton Eyed Joe...well during Cotton Eyed Joe every one is romping back and forth across the dance floor and all of a sudden I see my MIL who is next to me trip-she comes flying towards me with her arms flapping trying to catch her balance-I stepped back (she wasnt going to take me down with her ) and then hit the floor-she must have slid for a good 10 feet before coming to a stop. I aws HYSTERICAL! Keep in mind she is in her 60's...I go over to see if she is ok as does most of the people around and I finally get the shiit eating smile off my face and get my composure together long enough to say 'are you ok' she rolls overs onto her back and she is hysterically laughing-just losing it. At this point I start hyper ventilating b/c I am laughing so hard I cant even take it......the planner came running over and I grabbed her and told her to forget my MIL I think I was having a heart attack-i couldnt breathe, all of a sudden my dress got really tight, I had the hiccups-I kidd you not, I have NEVER EVER laughed this hard in MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



PS-She was fine! A little sore the next day but perfectly fine otherwise

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Posted by korndoggie

This happened...

my brother in my BF's Dress



And during the first dance my FIL danced with him. My brother grabbed my FIL's butt. Now that was hysterical. There are no pictures of this, but it's in the video.

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this is HILARIOUS! I had a GM that wanted to get himself a hot pink dress for the entrance into the RH, TG his wife talked him out of it otherwise I would have a picture kind of like htis one

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Posted by Songstress

OMG This was so embarassing and unfortunately happened to me. DH and I got these cute shot glasses that said Groom and Bride on them. The Groom one was black cause it looked like a tuxedo so you cant see whats in it. Earlier I had poured shots of Jack in there and I didnt realize DH never took his shot. So I was right by his family's table and I had the shot glass in my hand and thought it was empty so I pretended to shoot it. I flung it up towards my face and the Jack that I didnt know was in there flew all over my face and in my eyes. His whole family saw that. I had to wipe Jack out of my eyes without ruining my makeup. What an idiot.

BTW dont ever get jack in your eyes, its pretty painful.

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OMG PLEASE say you have this on video...I would LOVE to see it

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Posted by mariaobride

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Posted by 040508Bride

:gasp: the horror......no really.....anything strange happen on your wedding day? Gross? Stupid?? Funny??? flat out Odd???


My darling nephew threw up on my plate! I was dancing and DH was sitting there with his nephew and he proceeds to whine about how he 'doesn't like the music' and they weren't playing anything he knew....(he's 8) so he starts crying (it was an exhaustingly looooong day for him, i think he was up at 4am or something...this was 10pm) and he then.....throws up on my plate. I had no idea, the BM and BA took care of things quickly but when i found out I was hysterical laughing.......with that said......thank god it wasn't on my dress!

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omg how gross poor kid- poor you

mine would be when i was dancing with my dad and all of a sudden out of the blue my nephew runs onto the dance floor and latches onto the back of my butt- so now I have him on my backside my dad quickly complaining in the other ear good thing the song was almost over- also the same nephew was witnessing the cake cutting he kept getting closer & closer & closer finally after we cut the cake he casually makes his way to the cake and sticks his little hand in it- it was hysterical i didnt care - you can even see in the pro pics him getting closer & closer

* correction I just noticed now he let us sample our pieces of cake first before he stuck his finger in*

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aaaaaaw he is cute tho!

well my MIL swore up and down i HAD TO polka at the wedding (i bleed Olive Oil I am so italian, but DH is 1/2 polish)....soooooooo polka song comes on and I say...well...if i gotta do, i'm doing it all the way.

I grab my dear MIL and start to jump around like a moron (can't wait for the video)....finally DH steps in to get me...i pass her off to her cousin....2 seconds later they both fell....i was like did they get that on video?!?!?!?

I come home from aruba...who is the first person i call?? TP......they didn't get it on video!!!!!

This picture doesn't need an explanation. If you know me you know who this is...

and not to mention he came up to dh and I and said he just took pictures of his pee pee in the bathroom with our table cameras \\

For some reason i was naked alot at my wedding
Everytime i went to the bathroom i took my dress off, it was easy to do.
I was also very hot and wanted a break.

My DOC saw me naked, 4 of my bridesmaids, my DH and our Rabbi and 2 groomsmen.

I never thought i would be naked so much but my dress was so heavy and it was so hot out, i had to take it off as much as i could.

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Posted by TheFutureMrsM

For some reason i was naked alot at my wedding
Everytime i went to the bathroom i took my dress off, it was easy to do.
I was also very hot and wanted a break.

My DOC saw me naked, 4 of my bridesmaids, my DH and our Rabbi and 2 groomsmen.

I never thought i would be naked so much but my dress was so heavy and it was so hot out, i had to take it off as much as i could.

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One of our limos got stuck in the MUD at Old Westbury Gardens, causing the limo driver to ask our GMs and the GROOM to get out of their limo to try to PUSH our limo onto solid ground in their TUXEDOS.

When that didn't work, all 12 of us crammed into the other 8 passenger limo. You can imagine how tight at cramped we were, but we made the best of it. This was just one more reason why its a good thing our BP was most calming and easy-going bridal party ever!

my BIL flipped our 'we do' letters into 'do me'

AND

my uncle dressed up as elvis and sang 'thats amore'

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

One of our limos got stuck in the MUD at Old Westbury Gardens, causing the limo driver to ask our GMs and the GROOM to get out of their limo to try to PUSH our limo onto solid ground in their TUXEDOS.

When that didn't work, all 12 of us crammed into the other 8 passenger limo. You can imagine how tight at cramped we were, but we made the best of it. This was just one more reason why its a good thing our BP was most calming and easy-going bridal party ever!

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OMG!!! this same exact thing happened to another wedding party when i was a BM for my best friend and we were taking her pics at OWG!! haha i totally remember it b/c it was the same situation - they tried pushing it out but eventually squeezed everyone into one limo!!

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Posted by TM2008

my BIL flipped our 'we do' letters into 'do me'

AND

my uncle dressed up as elvis and sang 'thats amore'

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oh no thats hysterical