Gym pet peeves

All of these seem to happen to me on a regular basis so I thought I'd vent:

- People who talk on their cellphones for the ENTIRE 30 minutes they're on a machine

- People who pick the machine right next to the mirror and stare at themselves the whole time

- Treadmill: run-fart-run-fart-run

- People who insist on taking the machine right next to you when like 10 other machines are open (this goes double for shower and bathroom stalls!!!)

and my new favorite...

- People who either just joined or are coming back after a long absence because they feel fat from Thanksgiving, yet fight over the parking spaces RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOOR

Who are these people?? Us LIWers need to start having kids to increase the percentage of normal people in the gene pool...

Anyone have any I forgot?

OO I can add to this cause I was JUST at the gym and got annoyed:

1. People who decide to take a gym class thats LISTED ON THE DOOR as kickboxing..HELLO KICKboxing...means you need to stretch your kicks out...When there are NO MORE SPOTS, that means STAY OUT!!!. They come in after the class has started or about to start then push you over and you end up with 'kicks' that barely come up more than 4 inches from the ground because you don't trust yourself not to kick the PITA in the face!

2. CLUELESS Fawkin people...In general they bug me in the city (ones who Stop RIGHT in front of you in the middle of a busy street or who make eye contatc while walkign parallel to you and then veer over for NO reason and walk into you then look startled) but today...after 5pm its CROWDED. If you see people trying to get out with their stuff, WAIT.Just WAIT FIVE MINUTES till I pick up my bag which is on the edge of the bench beside my goot as I zip up my boots. DO NOT throw your stuff into the locker as soon as I take mine out, skimming my hand with your bag in the process because you could NOT AIT 5 minutes. DO NOT then proceed to throw your stuff on the bench in front of me over my bag. WAIT 5 minutes..

3. Men who think I am at the gym, soaked in sweat after huffing on the treadmill for 20 minutes, to get hit on by them. MEMO I am here to keep my a ss from sagging, and beatign my boobs in the gravity race to my knees, NOT to smell your really bad breath as you invade my personal space.

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Posted by PeteysBride

MEMO I am here to keep my a ss from sagging, and beatign my boobs in the gravity race to my knees, NOT to smell your really bad breath as you invade my personal space.

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Tonight in my kickbox class we were doing back kicks for like 2 minutes straight and my instructor says 'can you feel your a$$ yet? if you can feel your a$$ there's a good chance someone else will want to feel it later!'

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by PeteysBride

MEMO I am here to keep my a ss from sagging, and beatign my boobs in the gravity race to my knees, NOT to smell your really bad breath as you invade my personal space.

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Tonight in my kickbox class we were doing back kicks for like 2 minutes straight and my instructor says 'can you feel your a$$ yet? if you can feel your a$$ there's a good chance someone else will want to feel it later!'

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LMAO sounds like my instructor. He told us to feel the burn-we were doing inner thigh and butt and he yelled 'Yea ladies thats it, feel the sexiness. Don't you love me?' We all snorted and I muttered 'Yea bu my husbands gonna hate you cause he ain't gettin NONE of this tonight.'

I just remembered another one:

Giant, lumbering male behemoths in the weight room who feel compelled to make a giant HWAAAAHHH sound with every rep. It doesn't sound manly - it sounds like something is rupturing. I'm not getting turned on - I'm looking for a phone to call 911!

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Posted by cookiemonster

I just remembered another one:

Giant, lumbering male behemoths in the weight room who feel compelled to make a giant HWAAAAHHH sound with every rep. It doesn't sound manly - it sounds like something is rupturing. I'm not getting turned on - I'm looking for a phone to call 911!

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OMG I was SO gonna add this one!! There's one guy at my gym who famously does this. Cracks me up everytime!!

This isn't a pet peeve but an observation- there's an old guy at my gym...I can't think of a time that I've seen him use a machine or do ANYTHING. He just wanders around. I guess he's there for the social scene...

I probably have tons more but I'm a blank right now- time to get to bed soon!

Naked people in the locker room!! I once had a nasty 60+ year old BUSH literally in my face!!! I was sitting down on the bench, tyiing my shoes when this older hag comes in, comes RIGHT next to me (mind you- the locker room is empty), pulls down her pants (NO UNDIES) and turns around- her nasty BUSH in my face!! I wanted to puke!! She was forever more 'Bush WOman' when I saw her!!

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Posted by GettinHutched

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Posted by cookiemonster

I just remembered another one:

Giant, lumbering male behemoths in the weight room who feel compelled to make a giant HWAAAAHHH sound with every rep. It doesn't sound manly - it sounds like something is rupturing. I'm not getting turned on - I'm looking for a phone to call 911!

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OMG I was SO gonna add this one!! There's one guy at my gym who famously does this. Cracks me up everytime!!

This isn't a pet peeve but an observation- there's an old guy at my gym...I can't think of a time that I've seen him use a machine or do ANYTHING. He just wanders around. I guess he's there for the social scene...

I probably have tons more but I'm a blank right now- time to get to bed soon!

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And then there's the slutty girls who sound like they're having a fuckingORGASM!!!

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Posted by cookiemonster

I just remembered another one:

Giant, lumbering male behemoths in the weight room who feel compelled to make a giant HWAAAAHHH sound with every rep. It doesn't sound manly - it sounds like something is rupturing. I'm not getting turned on - I'm looking for a phone to call 911!

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LMAO YES! Theres a guy at my home gym who does this; scrappy looking guy but he MUST grunt nay BELLOW whenever he does anythign even if its the amoutn if weight I am picking up lmao.

Mybe they think its like the animal kingdom; the mail with the brightest plumage and loudest squak gets the girl.

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Posted by Brian and Marie

Naked people in the locker room!! I once had a nasty 60+ year old BUSH literally in my face!!! I was sitting down on the bench, tyiing my shoes when this older hag comes in, comes RIGHT next to me (mind you- the locker room is empty), pulls down her pants (NO UNDIES) and turns around- her nasty BUSH in my face!! I wanted to puke!! She was forever more 'Bush WOman' when I saw her!!

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Dying- You beat me to it!!! LMAO I WAS JUST typing this!! Get out of my head Marie!

I have nothign against gettign naked if you're changing but MUST you stretch in front of me and PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS while naked? Catherine Zeta Jones Naked, ok. Lady with boobs to her knees begiing someone to be able to distinguish them from what used to be her @$$...NOT so much!

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by Brian and Marie

Naked people in the locker room!! I once had a nasty 60+ year old BUSH literally in my face!!! I was sitting down on the bench, tyiing my shoes when this older hag comes in, comes RIGHT next to me (mind you- the locker room is empty), pulls down her pants (NO UNDIES) and turns around- her nasty BUSH in my face!! I wanted to puke!! She was forever more 'Bush WOman' when I saw her!!

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Dying- You beat me to it!!! LMAO I WAS JUST typing this!! Get out of my head Marie!

I have nothign against gettign naked if you're changing but MUST you stretch in front of me and PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS while naked? Catherine Zeta Jones Naked, ok. Lady with boobs to her knees begiing someone to be able to distinguish them from what used to be her @$$...NOT so much!

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EXACTLY!!! GET CHANGED, meaning put on your cloths!! And it just gets me that your bush was literally in my face when the HUGE @ss locker room is empty- GO AWAY- over to the other side PLEASE!!!

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Posted by Brian and Marie

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by Brian and Marie

Naked people in the locker room!! I once had a nasty 60+ year old BUSH literally in my face!!! I was sitting down on the bench, tyiing my shoes when this older hag comes in, comes RIGHT next to me (mind you- the locker room is empty), pulls down her pants (NO UNDIES) and turns around- her nasty BUSH in my face!! I wanted to puke!! She was forever more 'Bush WOman' when I saw her!!

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Dying- You beat me to it!!! LMAO I WAS JUST typing this!! Get out of my head Marie!

I have nothign against gettign naked if you're changing but MUST you stretch in front of me and PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS while naked? Catherine Zeta Jones Naked, ok. Lady with boobs to her knees begiing someone to be able to distinguish them from what used to be her @$$...NOT so much!

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EXACTLY!!! GET CHANGED, meaning put on your cloths!! And it just gets me that your bush was literally in my face when the HUGE @ss locker room is empty- GO AWAY- over to the other side PLEASE!!!

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LOL tahts like the chick today-she was dressed but as soonas i pulled my stuff out of the locker, not even stepped away yet, she was shoving hers in. Then she kept moving up against me to change in front of me and Im like whoa chick! RELAX!

I have another one...Starers who rpetend NOT to stare.... I have both my 'mammries' pierced so I expect a surprised glance or two. But if you're soo interested you feel the need to stare, just ask. I won't bite but dont stare, get caught, then fumble and pretend to look away but keep staring. Just mamries. Every monkey on National geographic has em, albeit not with shiny purple titanium winkign in the sun

When I was in high school I went to the gym with my dad and one day he came out of the locker room and told me he had just witnessed some guy standing in front of the mirror, buck a$$ naked, BLOW DRYING his pubes with the gym's blow dryer!!!!

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Posted by cookiemonster

When I was in high school I went to the gym with my dad and one day he came out of the locker room and told me he had just witnessed some guy standing in front of the mirror, buck a$$ naked, BLOW DRYING his pubes with the gym's blow dryer!!!!

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LMAO thats almost as bad as the old naked guy who came up to poor DH in the locker room and had himself a seat right there on the bench with his boys a danglin' , while he asked DH how he got himself into such nice shape.'

The funniet part is taht he wasn't gay; he was genuinely interested in Dh's exercice regime because at the time he was BUFF and he was just an old guy with no filters lol.

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Posted by cookiemonster

When I was in high school I went to the gym with my dad and one day he came out of the locker room and told me he had just witnessed some guy standing in front of the mirror, buck a$$ naked, BLOW DRYING his pubes with the gym's blow dryer!!!!

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by cookiemonster

When I was in high school I went to the gym with my dad and one day he came out of the locker room and told me he had just witnessed some guy standing in front of the mirror, buck a$$ naked, BLOW DRYING his pubes with the gym's blow dryer!!!!

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LMAO thats almost as bad as the old naked guy who came up to poor DH in the locker room and had himself a seat right there on the bench with his boys a danglin' , while he asked DH how he got himself into such nice shape.'

The funniet part is taht he wasn't gay; he was genuinely interested in Dh's exercice regime because at the time he was BUFF and he was just an old guy with no filters lol.

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Where do these people come from???

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by Brian and Marie

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by Brian and Marie

Naked people in the locker room!! I once had a nasty 60+ year old BUSH literally in my face!!! I was sitting down on the bench, tyiing my shoes when this older hag comes in, comes RIGHT next to me (mind you- the locker room is empty), pulls down her pants (NO UNDIES) and turns around- her nasty BUSH in my face!! I wanted to puke!! She was forever more 'Bush WOman' when I saw her!!

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Dying- You beat me to it!!! LMAO I WAS JUST typing this!! Get out of my head Marie!

I have nothign against gettign naked if you're changing but MUST you stretch in front of me and PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS while naked? Catherine Zeta Jones Naked, ok. Lady with boobs to her knees begiing someone to be able to distinguish them from what used to be her @$$...NOT so much!

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EXACTLY!!! GET CHANGED, meaning put on your cloths!! And it just gets me that your bush was literally in my face when the HUGE @ss locker room is empty- GO AWAY- over to the other side PLEASE!!!

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LOL tahts like the chick today-she was dressed but as soonas i pulled my stuff out of the locker, not even stepped away yet, she was shoving hers in. Then she kept moving up against me to change in front of me and Im like whoa chick! RELAX!

I have another one...Starers who rpetend NOT to stare.... I have both my 'mammries' pierced so I expect a surprised glance or two. But if you're soo interested you feel the need to stare, just ask. I won't bite but dont stare, get caught, then fumble and pretend to look away but keep staring. Just mamries. Every monkey on National geographic has em, albeit not with shiny purple titanium winkign in the sun

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SO did that hurt??? I'd prob take ME a peek!!

Ah a few more...

-People who do not whip their sweat off the machines.

-People who take over 2 weight machines at once.

-women who get riled when I ask a simpel question like 'What do you think a good speed to start running at is if you've never done it before?' They get pissy like I'm competing when dude Im soo outta shape cant go mroe than 15 minutes. Throw a sister a bone!

-women who look over at your speed not to get a sense of what they should be at liek I do (since I just started a running regimine) but who WATCH you...so when you put up your speed, they put theirs in a blatant competition.

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Posted by PeteysBride

-women who look over at your speed not to get a sense of what they should be at liek I do (since I just started a running regimine) but who WATCH you...so when you put up your speed, they put theirs in a blatant competition.

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A spinoff: People who watch you as you enter your weight to see if you weigh more or less than they do.

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Posted by Brian and Marie

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by Brian and Marie

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by Brian and Marie

Naked people in the locker room!! I once had a nasty 60+ year old BUSH literally in my face!!! I was sitting down on the bench, tyiing my shoes when this older hag comes in, comes RIGHT next to me (mind you- the locker room is empty), pulls down her pants (NO UNDIES) and turns around- her nasty BUSH in my face!! I wanted to puke!! She was forever more 'Bush WOman' when I saw her!!

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Dying- You beat me to it!!! LMAO I WAS JUST typing this!! Get out of my head Marie!

I have nothign against gettign naked if you're changing but MUST you stretch in front of me and PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS while naked? Catherine Zeta Jones Naked, ok. Lady with boobs to her knees begiing someone to be able to distinguish them from what used to be her @$$...NOT so much!

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EXACTLY!!! GET CHANGED, meaning put on your cloths!! And it just gets me that your bush was literally in my face when the HUGE @ss locker room is empty- GO AWAY- over to the other side PLEASE!!!

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LOL tahts like the chick today-she was dressed but as soonas i pulled my stuff out of the locker, not even stepped away yet, she was shoving hers in. Then she kept moving up against me to change in front of me and Im like whoa chick! RELAX!

I have another one...Starers who rpetend NOT to stare.... I have both my 'mammries' pierced so I expect a surprised glance or two. But if you're soo interested you feel the need to stare, just ask. I won't bite but dont stare, get caught, then fumble and pretend to look away but keep staring. Just mamries. Every monkey on National geographic has em, albeit not with shiny purple titanium winkign in the sun

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SO did that hurt??? I'd prob take ME a peek!!

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LMAO Mar. Take a peek-I flashed a friend of mine a few weeks ago actualyl and she was horrified lmao. Very straight laced. But then an hour later she's like 'um..can I see again? And did that HURT?!' too funny.

But YES it hurt like a MOFO and NOPE would not do it again. DH wnated me to do it-he finds it a turn on and me, I figured hey why not. Its nothing permanent. If I hate em, I take em out. I have a high pain tolerance but girl... If I hadn't already done another 'questionable' piercing fist that same day, I would never have done the mamries because I figured nothign else could hurt that abd..I was WRONG !! LMAO didn't let DH come near me for a full 2 days.

He tried to comfort me by extending his hand and almost drew back a nub. It was a glimpse of what will happen when we get knocked up and are in the delivery room.