Here's a joke you can tell your in-laws (i.e., CLEAN, sorry Marie you won't like it)
This is old but it still cracks me up... Hopefully 1 or 2 of you have not heard it...:
A scientist was successful in cloning himself.
He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper.
The scientist arrived with his clone and proceeded to the podium. The clone sat at the end of the head table. The scientist began the speech intending a tribute to the advances in the field of modern biology.
'My fellow scientists,' he began. But before he could utter another word, the clone sprang to his feet and shouted out, 'he's an A$$HOLE!'. The crowd began to murmur as the scientist commanded the clone to 'sit down and
shut-up!'. Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again, 'My fellow scientists,'. Again the clone sprang to his feet and yelled, 'this
dumb A$$ couldn't produce a copy on a Xerox. He's a fraudulent SON-OF-A-B*TCH!'.
Incensed, the scientist rushed to the clone, grabbed him, and threw him out of the window.
The crowd gasped and security rushed into the room. A short while later New York's finest arrived and were explained the events that had transpired.
The police chief said to the scientist, 'We are going to have to arrest you.' The scientist replied, 'For what? I have committed no crime. What fell from the window was a clone, not a person.'. The attending scientists nodded in agreement. 'Well,' retorted the police chief, 'we can not let this heinous act go unchallenged.'.
The police chief thought for a moment and ordered the scientist held for
'Making an obscene clone fall...'
A scientist was successful in cloning himself.
He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper.
The scientist arrived with his clone and proceeded to the podium. The clone sat at the end of the head table. The scientist began the speech intending a tribute to the advances in the field of modern biology.
'My fellow scientists,' he began. But before he could utter another word, the clone sprang to his feet and shouted out, 'he's an A$$HOLE!'. The crowd began to murmur as the scientist commanded the clone to 'sit down and
shut-up!'. Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again, 'My fellow scientists,'. Again the clone sprang to his feet and yelled, 'this
dumb A$$ couldn't produce a copy on a Xerox. He's a fraudulent SON-OF-A-B*TCH!'.
Incensed, the scientist rushed to the clone, grabbed him, and threw him out of the window.
The crowd gasped and security rushed into the room. A short while later New York's finest arrived and were explained the events that had transpired.
The police chief said to the scientist, 'We are going to have to arrest you.' The scientist replied, 'For what? I have committed no crime. What fell from the window was a clone, not a person.'. The attending scientists nodded in agreement. 'Well,' retorted the police chief, 'we can not let this heinous act go unchallenged.'.
The police chief thought for a moment and ordered the scientist held for
'Making an obscene clone fall...'
