How to have sex in the shower....

Seriously, no joke, there is an article in the magazine called 'The Nest' ( great mag, by the way)

I just have to share!!!!

Step 1:
Clear the shelves. You'll need the ledge where you normally put your shampoo for balance.

Step 2:
Grab the lube. Water might be wet, but it can actually make your skin feel like sandpaper, when doing the deed!

Step 3:
Pick a position with the lowest risk of slippage. Standing doggy-style ( you bent over, him behind) is a safe shower standby. Avoid anything that requires him picking you up -- unless you want to explain to the ER doctor how you fractured your tailbone.


Happy Showering Girls!!!

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Posted by GT143EA

Jenny did you write this article?

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There IS no author's name.....hmmmmm

what perfect timing for such an article!!

awesome!!!!!!!

lol

Perfect as per our thread the other day!

Btw, We've come to the realization that our shower is just not conducive to sex at all. Very disappointed.

Just make sure the lube is silicone based and not water based (like regular KY and Astroglide are all water based). Water based lubricants break down with water. Silicone lubricants need soap and water to come off, or a cottenelle wipe. I'm obsessed with Pink lubricant. It's hypoallergenic, made for women, has a pump (no screw on top is a plus) and is super slippery and long lasting. Doesn't get gooey or sticky. We sell Pink at Utopia or you can google it and I'm sure get it shipped to you from online.

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Posted by allegracristina

Just make sure the lube is silicone based and not water based (like regular KY and Astroglide are all water based). Water based lubricants break down with water. Silicone lubricants need soap and water to come off, or a cottenelle wipe. I'm obsessed with Pink lubricant. It's hypoallergenic, made for women, has a pump (no screw on top is a plus) and is super slippery and long lasting. Doesn't get gooey or sticky. We sell Pink at Utopia or you can google it and I'm sure get it shipped to you from online.

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So we shall call that step 2a.....

Sorry girls, at the hospis all night...

Nope didnt write it... but its pretty hysterical...needed a good laugh...

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Posted by azailia

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Posted by allegracristina

Just make sure the lube is silicone based and not water based (like regular KY and Astroglide are all water based). Water based lubricants break down with water. Silicone lubricants need soap and water to come off, or a cottenelle wipe. I'm obsessed with Pink lubricant. It's hypoallergenic, made for women, has a pump (no screw on top is a plus) and is super slippery and long lasting. Doesn't get gooey or sticky. We sell Pink at Utopia or you can google it and I'm sure get it shipped to you from online.

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So we shall call that step 2a.....

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Dana YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am , how you call, A PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omggg