HUMP DAY HA-HA'S 1*19*11
I don’t think I like these knife-near-throat pictures anymore. At first I found them amusing, but really people, stop pretending to stab your partner! Stop holding a giant knife up to your soul mate’s face! It’s creeping me out.
I think the description says it all. “Shabby Chic”? Hm…if you say so. “Unique”? Er, indeed! Worth $150? Well…..no.
Isn’t “Slutty Bride on the Beach” a B-movie from the 80s? Right around the time duct-taping your nipples was all the rage? It might explain this bride’s borderline “Like a Virgin” ensemble.
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Just because you didn't hear that fart, doesn't mean your coworkers didn't either. Especially since you are the only one wearing headphones. #LFMF
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Don't lick that gravy off of your hand; it's not from the dinner you're cooking for yourself, it's from your cat's dinner. #LFMF
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hopefully more to come, i'm a little busy.
