I am SO MAD at Clover!!!!

Last night we locked her in her room because Helmut wanted to sleep up here for the first time in months (he's a dirty stay out during the summer months, and he has feline aids and clover doesnt). She meowed this heinous, godforsaken meow, ALL NIGHT long. It woke me up several times.
As an extra FUCCK YOU IN THE FACE, I finally get up, go in the room (where my computer and everything is), to find that the little b!tch PEED ON MY PRINTER!!!!!

Yeah I guess the vet didn't know to diagnose SPITE!

holy moly

Aww...Mudd does the spiteful piss every once in awhile...its pretty much the most unpleasant thing to clean up :(

Use bleach to get rid of the smell so Clover doesn't do it again in that spot.

It's also a full moon and I think its still the mercury retrograde, which causes all life forms to go a bit nutty.

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Aww...Mudd does the spiteful piss every once in awhile...its pretty much the most unpleasant thing to clean up :(

Use bleach to get rid of the smell so Clover doesn't do it again in that spot.

It's also a full moon and I think its still the mercury retrograde, which causes all life forms to go a bit nutty.

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I tried to explain the mercury retrograde to clover. she picked up the phone, called bear, who promptly ran up the stairs and bit my foot.

I don't think they like that explanation.

do you think my printer will still work if i pour bleach on it?

she also peed on the ginormous coach shopping bag from the weekend, which was on top of my printer table. thank god it didn't have my purr-chase in it!

i cant believe she did that!!!!!

thank god it didnt make it to that coach bag!!!

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Posted by Clover23

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Aww...Mudd does the spiteful piss every once in awhile...its pretty much the most unpleasant thing to clean up :(

Use bleach to get rid of the smell so Clover doesn't do it again in that spot.

It's also a full moon and I think its still the mercury retrograde, which causes all life forms to go a bit nutty.

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I tried to explain the mercury retrograde to clover. she picked up the phone, called bear, who promptly ran up the stairs and bit my foot.

I don't think they like that explanation.

do you think my printer will still work if i pour bleach on it?

she also peed on the ginormous coach shopping bag from the weekend, which was on top of my printer table. thank god it didn't have my purr-chase in it!

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Why didn't she call Miss Cleo?

I wouldn't pour bleach on the printer...wipe it a lot of times with a rag soaked in bleach.

Not THAT kind of rag.

ugh! that stinks (literally )!! when we lock dexter in a room by himself he cries and cries and cries until we let him out. and of course we can't leave paper of any kind or cardboard boxes around or he pees all over them

eta: in fact, i had all of the extra chips, granola bars, fruit snacks and candy from the oot bags in a little box on the kitchen table... he jumped up and peed all over it

wow... shes a spiteful little thing

Clover got he revenge, huh?

Does the printer still work at least?

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Posted by Clover23

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Aww...Mudd does the spiteful piss every once in awhile...its pretty much the most unpleasant thing to clean up :(

Use bleach to get rid of the smell so Clover doesn't do it again in that spot.

It's also a full moon and I think its still the mercury retrograde, which causes all life forms to go a bit nutty.

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I tried to explain the mercury retrograde to clover. she picked up the phone, called bear, who promptly ran up the stairs and bit my foot.

I don't think they like that explanation.

do you think my printer will still work if i pour bleach on it?

she also peed on the ginormous coach shopping bag from the weekend, which was on top of my printer table. thank god it didn't have my purr-chase in it!

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i literally LOL'ed at this one.

but Bear makes everything better!

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Posted by jilliibabii

Clover got he revenge, huh?

Does the printer still work at least?

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I don't know... I'm not sure it matters though. Cat pee = stinkyyyyy. And it got all down in there. Ugh.

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Posted by stinenandy2010

so our cats absolutely must be related. my cat is the most spiteful sob ever. i get a new rug, he immediately claws at it. he sits on my nightstand and taps my head in the middle of the night. he steals my panties out of my drawer....that one is bizarre. but just nasty. i swear he is plotting my death.

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i'm now picturing your cat sitting in like a fallout shelter type room with graphs and charts and tools of torture!