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yelley77 · 2009-02-06T15:24:24-05:00

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!! someone entertain me!!!!

Butterfly123 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:44 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by yelley77

sharing the hilarity that is Micheal K from dlisted.com

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that ****. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk *** asked Salma, 'You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?' Salma nodded and added, 'It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.'

Chelsea Handler was talking about this **** last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet 'just in case.' I'm going to put that ***** on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

So girls. would you breastfeed a random child if he/she were hungry?

Wouldnt I need milk in my boobs to begin with? How would I do that??

yelley77 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:44 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by Songstress

Posted by yelley77

Posted by Songstress

Hey at least youre getting your work day over with. Mine starts at 9:30 PM and I have to be around drunken retards all night with super loud music!

And silly yelley's trying to grab your boobs all night

Yeah but none of them are the REAL Yelley. The real Yelley would grab my boobs even when she's sober!

It's funny that you know me so well and we've never even met.

I propose we have a gtg at your job. I have a feeling it'd be the funnest night ever.

GtBride Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:44 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by futuremrsfab

ughh slowest day ever.... that 09 drama thread was nothing but a big yawn- if that was us last year, it would have blown up and been fun![/QUOTE

Can someone please fill me in...what was going on the 09 thread?

RadiantBride Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:45 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by yelley77

sharing the hilarity that is Micheal K from dlisted.com

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that ****. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk *** asked Salma, 'You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?' Salma nodded and added, 'It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.'

Chelsea Handler was talking about this **** last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet 'just in case.' I'm going to put that ***** on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

So girls. would you breastfeed a random child if he/she were hungry?

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Ummm maybe I missed it but why does she have milk in her boobies?? I didnt even know she was preggo.

yelley77 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:45 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by Songstress

Posted by yelley77

sharing the hilarity that is Micheal K from dlisted.com

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that ****. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk *** asked Salma, 'You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?' Salma nodded and added, 'It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.'

Chelsea Handler was talking about this **** last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet 'just in case.' I'm going to put that ***** on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

So girls. would you breastfeed a random child if he/she were hungry?

Wouldnt I need milk in my boobs to begin with? How would I do that??

have a bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaby. silly.

yelley77 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:47 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by GtBride

Posted by futuremrsfab

ughh slowest day ever.... that 09 drama thread was nothing but a big yawn- if that was us last year, it would have blown up and been fun![/QUOTE

Can someone please fill me in...what was going on the 09 thread?

sleeping crickets. and that is about it.

There wasn't anything interesting about it.

yelley77 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:48 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by RadiantBride

Posted by yelley77

sharing the hilarity that is Micheal K from dlisted.com

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that ****. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk *** asked Salma, 'You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?' Salma nodded and added, 'It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.'

Chelsea Handler was talking about this **** last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet 'just in case.' I'm going to put that ***** on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

So girls. would you breastfeed a random child if he/she were hungry?

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Ummm maybe I missed it but why does she have milk in her boobies?? I didnt even know she was preggo.

she had a baby about 9 months or so ago.

Butterfly123 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:50 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by yelley77

Posted by Songstress

Posted by yelley77

sharing the hilarity that is Micheal K from dlisted.com

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that ****. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk *** asked Salma, 'You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?' Salma nodded and added, 'It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.'

Chelsea Handler was talking about this **** last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet 'just in case.' I'm going to put that ***** on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

So girls. would you breastfeed a random child if he/she were hungry?

Wouldnt I need milk in my boobs to begin with? How would I do that??

have a bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaby. silly.

WHAT?!! No way Jose

yelley77 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:52 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by Songstress

Posted by yelley77

Posted by Songstress

Posted by yelley77

sharing the hilarity that is Micheal K from dlisted.com

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that ****. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk *** asked Salma, 'You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?' Salma nodded and added, 'It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.'

Chelsea Handler was talking about this **** last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet 'just in case.' I'm going to put that ***** on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

So girls. would you breastfeed a random child if he/she were hungry?

Wouldnt I need milk in my boobs to begin with? How would I do that??

have a bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaby. silly.

WHAT?!! No way Jose

Ayne11 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:52 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by Songstress

Posted by yelley77

Posted by Songstress

Posted by yelley77

sharing the hilarity that is Micheal K from dlisted.com

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that ****. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk *** asked Salma, 'You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?' Salma nodded and added, 'It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.'

Chelsea Handler was talking about this **** last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet 'just in case.' I'm going to put that ***** on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

So girls. would you breastfeed a random child if he/she were hungry?

Wouldnt I need milk in my boobs to begin with? How would I do that??

have a bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaby. silly.

WHAT?!! No way Jose

she's so cute too!

MikeandJess Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:55 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

let's have our own caption contest. Someone post a pic and not of molly shannon at yelley's wedding. There's too much material.

yelley77 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 03:58 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by MikeandJess

let's have our own caption contest. Someone post a pic and not of molly shannon at yelley's wedding. There's too much material.

That bish is infamous.

Gigi08 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 04:01 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by yelley77

sharing the hilarity that is Micheal K from dlisted.com

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that ****. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk *** asked Salma, 'You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?' Salma nodded and added, 'It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.'

Chelsea Handler was talking about this **** last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet 'just in case.' I'm going to put that ***** on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

So girls. would you breastfeed a random child if he/she were hungry?

Oh lord, I must print this for my DH...she's his favorite.

lucamon Posted: Feb 06, 2009 04:03 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by RadiantBride

Posted by yelley77

sharing the hilarity that is Micheal K from dlisted.com

Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that ****. Yeah, right!

On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk *** asked Salma, 'You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?' Salma nodded and added, 'It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.'

Chelsea Handler was talking about this **** last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet 'just in case.' I'm going to put that ***** on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.

Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.

I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!

So girls. would you breastfeed a random child if he/she were hungry?

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Ummm maybe I missed it but why does she have milk in her boobies?? I didnt even know she was preggo.

She gave birth to daughter Valentina in 2007.

SFAR89 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 04:08 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

I have actually been on Salma boobie watch for a while now lol They are just so big!!!

yelley77 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 04:09 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by Future_Farrell

I have actually been on Salma boobie watch for a while now lol They are just so big!!!

Humongo!

Coach416 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 04:11 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Danielle, why did you photoshop Salma's head on my body???

SFAR89 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 04:11 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

omg, that dlisted.com website is awesome, I just bookmarked it!

yelley77 Posted: Feb 06, 2009 04:14 PM

Re: I don't know if I am going to last another hour and a half.

Posted by Coach416

Danielle, why did you photoshop Salma's head on my body???

Can I ask Joe for a confirmation on that booby situation? or are you still wearing Andrea's 'cutlets'? PS, i want to come to dinner too. You can't leave yelley out.

oh, and wingy wednesday.