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I don't want to be mean but...

Original post by MrsInglima

Shouldn't this just be the Newlyweds board? Didn't there used to be a pinned thread somewhere saying that advice about wedding stuff should be posted elsewhere?

I dunno, maybe it's just me...
PoppedInASnap Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by MirabellaNYC

This thread is absolutely hilarious!



And yes, DH and I do enjoy the shower



I guess its a Jenn thing?
coldasice217 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...

I have nothing constructive to add except that I love how all the good threads start when I'm cooking, and cleaning, and doing the dishes, and.....other stuff.

gina409 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...

not to get off the sex stuff but one tim dh was trying to be all romantic and said can i wash ur hair....

so oi go ok..he puts shampoo in his hands and begins to rub it onmy head and hair....

he does it so much and so rough my head is bobbing back and forth like a hooker on a busy sat night

i had to make him stop and it took me 2 hrs to brush out all the knots he made in my hair

needless to say that was the last time he ever washed my hair
MrsDrinkh20 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by gina409

not to get off the sex stuff but one tim dh was trying to be all romantic and said can i wash ur hair....

so oi go ok..he puts shampoo in his hands and begins to rub it onmy head and hair....

he does it so much and so rough my head is bobbing back and forth like a hooker on a busy sat night

i had to make him stop and it took me 2 hrs to brush out all the knots he made in my hair

needless to say that was the last time he ever washed my hair




oh tommy! how funny!
VickiR510 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by PoppedInASnap


Posted by VickiR510

This has turned into one hilarious thread ladies! lol




You know i greatly dislike drama I have wayyy to much of it in real life



lol TOTALLY. Who needs that stuff. You have to be happy happy all of the time mrs mama. xoxo Hoping all is better soon.
gina409 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...

k go back to sex stuff lol more fun
VickiR510 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by coldasice217

I have nothing constructive to add except that I love how all the good threads start when I'm cooking, and cleaning, and doing the dishes, and.....other stuff.




If u can multitask with all of that throw on your laptop & jump on in between all of that stuff! lol I think most of us do that anyway. lol
VickiR510 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by MrsDrinkh20


Posted by gina409

not to get off the sex stuff but one tim dh was trying to be all romantic and said can i wash ur hair....

so oi go ok..he puts shampoo in his hands and begins to rub it onmy head and hair....

he does it so much and so rough my head is bobbing back and forth like a hooker on a busy sat night

i had to make him stop and it took me 2 hrs to brush out all the knots he made in my hair

needless to say that was the last time he ever washed my hair




oh tommy! how funny!



OMG that is funny. Yeah no hair washing just body washing!!!
MrsInglima Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by PoppedInASnap


Posted by MLAngelo


Posted by MrsDrinkh20


Posted by MrsInglima


Posted by MrsDrinkh20

I think we should turn it into a 'Sex Education' Thread led by jenny..thoughts?



Yes, please. DH and I have been trying to figure out how to have sex in the shower for like 2 1/2 years and still can't figure out how to do it without a. falling b. getting water in someone's face to the point that they can't breathe. Help!



HAHAAHA thank god we aren;t the only ones lol




I usually avoid TMI but I got very hurt once trying to do that. It really depends on the type of shower you have.



Umm... vin gutted the house and made the bathroom from scratch.....with that in mind when building it



Oh my gosh, really?! That is insane!!
MrsInglima Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by gina409

not to get off the sex stuff but one tim dh was trying to be all romantic and said can i wash ur hair....

so oi go ok..he puts shampoo in his hands and begins to rub it onmy head and hair....

he does it so much and so rough my head is bobbing back and forth like a hooker on a busy sat night

i had to make him stop and it took me 2 hrs to brush out all the knots he made in my hair

needless to say that was the last time he ever washed my hair



gina409 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...

im liking this side of u jenny!!!!!!!!!

and im def going to try this window idea....just make sure its not the front one and the mailman will get his own special delivery
Summertimegal424 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by PoppedInASnap


Posted by MirabellaNYC

This thread is absolutely hilarious!



And yes, DH and I do enjoy the shower



I guess its a Jenn thing?



hey i love it too! lol and im colleen! maybe its a ending in N thing?
MrsInglima Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by gina409

im liking this side of u jenny!!!!!!!!!

and im def going to try this window idea....just make sure its not the front one and the mailman will get his own special delivery



Without being too un-PC, we have someone who sh*ts in the bushes in our apartment complex (we're in a Garden Apartment Complex). After that, I don't think anyone is phased by anything anymore.
flairforfashion Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...

No sex in the shower for us. We have a standup shower. And, DH is 6'7 and I am 5'3.
MirabellaNYC Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by PoppedInASnap


Posted by MirabellaNYC

This thread is absolutely hilarious!



And yes, DH and I do enjoy the shower



I guess its a Jenn thing?



MrsInglima Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...

I would love to continue with this conversation but the litter box is in our office and one of the cats just used it. Before I die of asphyxiation, I need to go. Night ladies!

gina409 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by MrsInglima


Posted by gina409

im liking this side of u jenny!!!!!!!!!

and im def going to try this window idea....just make sure its not the front one and the mailman will get his own special delivery



Without being too un-PC, we have someone who sh*ts in the bushes in our apartment complex (we're in a Garden Apartment Complex). After that, I don't think anyone is phased by anything anymore.



wait..they did it once or on aregular basis?

if regular i would put a sign with a roll of toliet paper and write..thought u could use this
MirabellaNYC Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by Summertimegal424


Posted by PoppedInASnap


Posted by MirabellaNYC

This thread is absolutely hilarious!



And yes, DH and I do enjoy the shower



I guess its a Jenn thing?



hey i love it too! lol and im colleen! maybe its a ending in N thing?



xosweetiexo Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...

Honestly, as a former bride I was scared to write on the NW board b/c they would get so annoyed. I posted a question once and only like 2 people answered. I actually looked forward to be a NW and be able to post on this board.

Now as a NW, I dont really want to hear about vendors and such all the time and its not that Im being mean. Its that I already went through that (and loved it) but I dont want to really hear about it anymore to be honest. If I wanted to hear about it and offer advice, I would head over to BHB or the 09 board. I still check both boards from time to time and chime in.

Im really not trying to be mean at all... FOR NW ONLY says it all lol!!

Remember once you open the door and let a few in...manyyyy other will continue to ask questions and this board will turn into BHB before we know it! lol!!
MrsDtoBe09 Posted:

Re: I don't want to be mean but...


Posted by gina409

not to get off the sex stuff but one tim dh was trying to be all romantic and said can i wash ur hair....

so oi go ok..he puts shampoo in his hands and begins to rub it onmy head and hair....

he does it so much and so rough my head is bobbing back and forth like a hooker on a busy sat night

i had to make him stop and it took me 2 hrs to brush out all the knots he made in my hair

needless to say that was the last time he ever washed my hair




When I go to sleep I'm going to be dreaming about all of you...Lila on her window sill, Gina getting her hair washed, Gail on a step stool and Jenny with her leg up against her shower! Too much, ladies, too much!

Only on the NW board!

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