I had a Kindergarten Cop moment while subbing today...

ok so this little boy Daniel comes back from the bathroom & he's grabbing at...well, his 'pee-pee'...the classroom teacher asks him if he's really finished going to the bathroom or maybe he needs to go back & finish to which he replies(direct quote): 'No Im done it's just my penis is really itchy & I have to scratch it. My penis has been very itchy for a few days now...'

( I swear I cant make this $hit up.... I turned bright red & had to hide my face b/c I was cracking up laughing....)

Better you than me! I teach 7th grade!

Thanks for the laugh!

OMG that is funny. .. do you send a note home for that. . please check your child's _______ for irritation

omg thats great!!!!

I love it!!

My favorite story ever was from a friend..

A kindergartener came up to him and said 'Mr. I, today was a very special morning!'

Mr.I: That's great Jane, what made it so special?

Jane:I'm not sure, but I'm not allowed in Mommy and Daddy's room on special mornings!