I just found this incredibly adorable post!

This was written on 8/20/03 by 'Sassy'

Top 10 Rules for being a good Wifey :)

10. Always stroke your hubby's ego

9. Always make him think YOUR ideas were really his. This goes hand in hand w/ #10

8. When you're mad at him, instead of a heated argument, just smile it off, and kick him in bed that night 'by accident'. Trust me, it relieves your aggravation every time

7. If he's not bringing you home flowers enough, start bringing them for him instead. He'll get the hint

6. If you are not domestic and don't want to cook, just burn the food every time, you'll soon have a very domestic husband !!

5. Use Positive reinforcement whenver possible to ensure his good acts get repeated. Men have to be conditioned properly

4. Always give him plenty of hugs and kisses about 1/2 hour before asking for something. It's short enough that he'll still be in a good mood, and long enough that he won't connect the affection with your request

3. Never, never turn down money, clothes or other material objects.

2. Try to keep the spice alive and I'll let you use your imagination on how to do this

And My # 1 Rule is............

Always, always CLOSE the bathroom door !!!

Heheheh, i love it!

that is cute

I don't think that's cute. I think you should be honest with your husband. Of course it's always good to put things in a flattering light if you want your husband to agree to something. But burning the food because you don't want to cook? That's sneaky. And a waste of food. And kicking him when he's asleep instead of telling him how you feel? Is childish.

Yes, I realize it's just a silly list, but women actually do these things. And then we wonder why a lot of men don't take us seriously.

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Posted by Pencils

I don't think that's cute. I think you should be honest with your husband. Of course it's always good to put things in a flattering light if you want your husband to agree to something. But burning the food because you don't want to cook? That's sneaky. And a waste of food. And kicking him when he's asleep instead of telling him how you feel? Is childish.

Yes, I realize it's just a silly list, but women actually do these things. And then we wonder why a lot of men don't take us seriously.

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Oh my. I think you're taking this waaaaay too seriously.

It's a joke, I found it funny!!

But it is sad that some women are this manipulative. Anyone who actually followed these 'rules' would not be in a very healthy relationship.

No, I'm not. I just don't think it's cute or funny.

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Posted by EverlovingEv

Oh my. I think you're taking this waaaaay too seriously.

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Cute! DH does all the cooking so I only have 9 rules

I like that!

cute! of course it's just a joke, and I wouldn't actually do most of those things. But it is good for a laught.