I WISH I HAD A..............

PENIS!!! (Just for a day)! I'd absolutely LOVE to know what it feels like!!

Am I the only psycho??? Please tell me I'm not!!

totally agree!!!! LOL just for a day though

Nah you're not! I would totally like to know it's like... but just for a day!

yeah, I tell Dh all the time. I would love to try it for one day. I would totally pee on the side of the road, scrach my balls in public and 'do it' like a man But then I'd give it right back, they are defenitely ugliar that va-jay-jays

Marie based on your other posts you totally know what it feels like

I'd settle for loads and loads of money

Me I have to pull into a nasty rest stop.

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Posted by FullersBride

yeah, I tell Dh all the time. I would love to try it for one day. I would totally pee on the side of the road, scrach my balls in public and 'do it' like a man But then I'd give it right back, they are defenitely ugliar that va-jay-jays

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YES! Lets hear it for beign able to take a piss WHEVEER you want!!! Pete pees in large mouth water bottles when he's on the road. Just stuffs it in there which is a feat in itself OMG He will KILL me if he reads this lmao Don't tell! He's so proud of it though cause no spillage.

me too!!!! i just told dh that the other day! i was like i just wanna know what it feels like! and he looked at me so funny and i was like...come on! tell me you never want to know what it feels like for me?! he goes, hell no!!!!! i dont want a c0ck near me or in me!!!!

YAY- I'm NOT alone!!!

I'd love to ram it up his @ss!!!

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

me too!!!! i just told dh that the other day! i was like i just wanna know what it feels like! and he looked at me so funny and i was like...come on! tell me you never want to know what it feels like for me?! he goes, hell no!!!!! i dont want a c0ck near me or in me!!!!

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DH always says that if he has a Vagina he would stay home all day and playwith himself...What an asss....

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Posted by Brian and Marie

YAY- I'm NOT alone!!!

I'd love to ram it up his @ss!!!

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I just spit water!

I just wanna know what sex feels like for a man!

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Posted by Jennifer907

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Posted by Brian and Marie

YAY- I'm NOT alone!!!

I'd love to ram it up his @ss!!!

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I just spit water!

I just wanna know what sex feels like for a man!

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i wanna know what the O feels like!

however, i like that I can have multiple Os...dh is jealous.

I already have one....he walks, talks, leaves smelly socks laying around and eats all the food in my fridge hehehe sorry I couldn't resist

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Posted by HelenZ

I already have one....he walks, talks, leaves smelly socks laying around and eats all the food in my fridge hehehe sorry I couldn't resist

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So true!! Brian has been the BIGGEST D!CK lately

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Posted by Brian and Marie

PENIS!!! (Just for a day)! I'd absolutely LOVE to know what it feels like!!

Am I the only psycho??? Please tell me I'm not!!

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You and I have problems!!!!

I actually told DH that I wanted to have a penis for a day LAST NIGHT bc I wanted to know what it felt like!!!

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Posted by sugarkube4

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Posted by Brian and Marie

PENIS!!! (Just for a day)! I'd absolutely LOVE to know what it feels like!!

Am I the only psycho??? Please tell me I'm not!!

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You and I have problems!!!!

I actually told DH that I wanted to have a penis for a day LAST NIGHT bc I wanted to know what it felt like!!!

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I tell brian that ALL the time!! I'll say it again- I'd LOVE to RAM it up his @ss!!!!!!!!!!!

And you wonder WHY the man has to prove himself to be the King **** when he has his wife threatening to teach him the ways of the Hershey Highway?!!!!!!!!!!!

just for a day because I would never leave the house, I would be so busy with it!!! I always wondered what it would feel like to have to pee though

Marie, thank you for always asking the important questions You definitely keep this board fun!

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Posted by Mich0621

just for a day because I would never leave the house, I would be so busy with it!!! I always wondered what it would feel like to have to pee though

Marie, thank you for always asking the important questions You definitely keep this board fun!

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Thanks!! I Try!!

i think it would be entirely uncomfortable - sitting on ur balls & all - lol - BUT i could totally handle it just for the fact that when i have to pee I could pretty much go WHENEVER i have too....i am the pee queen ladies...and i almost ALWAYS have to go at the most in-oportune times...so having a penis would yes - be fabulous...whip it out - stand behind a tree....it's aalll good

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride
i wanna know what the O feels like!

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meee toooooo soooooo curious!

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Posted by jtgarsik

i think it would be entirely uncomfortable - sitting on ur balls & all - lol - BUT i could totally handle it just for the fact that when i have to pee I could pretty much go WHENEVER i have too....i am the pee queen ladies...and i almost ALWAYS have to go at the most in-oportune times...so having a penis would yes - be fabulous...whip it out - stand behind a tree....it's aalll good

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OMG Taryn- that's SO TRUE! I can't tell you how many times I've wished I had one for that very reason!