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My sister and her husband, definitely.......not sure I have a third.

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MIL for not smiling in any pictures...BM for just being a b*tch...and 100% my photographer for not listening to anything I said!

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I only needed to slap 1 person that day, but I would have slapped her 3 times. That was my 'friend.' She caused all kinds of drama leading up to the wedding, then missed her reading at Church, then wanted to talk about it at the reception, then didn't even give us a congratulatory card & to top it off no-gifted us.
Its been 8 months & she hasn't even tried to apologize for anything.

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FIL.... for missing part of our ceremony and being more concerned with his friends getting checked in at the hotel than he was taking pics with DH and I...

a Groomsmen, but that would be more like a punch in the face because I can't friggin stand him and so glad I never have to deal with them again...

That's really it... everyone else behaved

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Probably my MOH but that was more around the time of the shower. By the wedding day she had her head on straight enough. No one else deserves a slap. lol.

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i answered in teh other thread but i'll re-answer

1 - the best man whose speech included 10 seconds of actual speaking, followed by 12 minutes (no exaggeration there) of a photo montage he made even though we asked him to keep his speech to one minute (plus, we already had our own montage ... AND in his montage, he put 99% of pictures of DH and barely any of me!)
2 - the other best man whose speech was 30 seconds of speaking followed by saying 'you know me as the introverted person but i'm going to show you i'm not' ... then singing 'Sweet Child of Mine' for no reason at all (that song doesn't have any meaning to anyone)
3 - my dad for saying on the video 'Mor - you gave me the best compliment by marrying Craig because he is just like me' ... um what?!

oy .... stupidity!

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luckily i think i only have 1. my reader who was supposed to read in spanish - she didnt bring the copy of the reading i emailed to her twice (she didnt have it for the rehearsal either) . she had to find some random reading in the book during the mass. my mother picked it out for her at the last second. And it was in english! what was the friggin point of having a bilingual mass if all the readings were in english!

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My DJ for ruining my entire entrance
DH's groomsman for just being annoying
My matrie'd for making me take a picture with melted chocolate which dripped all over my dress, staining it

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my bridal attendant
the 'manager' of the garden city hotel
one of our groomsmen who shall remain nameless.

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Posted by MrsSx2

to your wedding day and get away with slapping 3 people..who would they be?

PS...this was in another post...we decided to move it to here

My answer was my MIL (for her..'you look beautiful but if you just lost some more weight you'd look like a movie star' comment), my DJ and my MIL again (for good measure).

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You are so funny Valerie!

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Posted by MrsSx2

to your wedding day and get away with slapping 3 people..who would they be?

PS...this was in another post...we decided to move it to here

My answer was my MIL (for her..'you look beautiful but if you just lost some more weight you'd look like a movie star' comment), my DJ and my MIL again (for good measure).

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P U R E evil.

Apparently one of my aunts overheard her telling me this and pulled her aside. My aunt told her 'My niece is beautiful no matter how much she weighs, so keep your mouth shut, its her wedding!'

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No one! It was seriously a perfect day. Only bad thing was rain, but I was still the happiest girl in the world :)

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Posted by bluj786

i have to say DH's neighbor and their extra guest they brought along!!! yeah thats right it was suppose to be 2 and they came with 3! and she had a white dress on too!!!!

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omg...AND she wore a white dress? whoaaaaaaaa thats bogus!!

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yeah i was saying hi to them and i see this girl and they go 'oh shes with us' um hello its not a backyard party!!! they were lucky that one i had no shows and i had room at that table bc she would of been sitting alone.

and i didnt even realize about the dress intill i started to look at pictures!

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Id only slap one...that would be my cousin for getting so obnoxiously drunk

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BM who wound up an ex-BM but didnt even have the decency to tell me, she told my MOH, then saw me at the bridal shower and just said 'you spoke to MOH right?'

Didnt show up to the wedding..


MIL for the freakin guest list problems. She would not tell me someone was married or involved, then get mad at me when people I never met got invites addressed to only one of them. Or the 'well they invited DH to their sons Bar Mitzvah'.... ok, DH turns 33 tomorrow... that was 20 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!


would only be those two, though if I knew then what I know now, my florist, for what was going to happen

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The maitre'd of Water's Edge

DH's step mom's mother (in her 80's) who thought it was appropriate to wear a track suit to our wedding.
(I feel bad showing her face but this is the top of her track shirt)

My aunt for not bringing my cousin into the city for bridal pictures causing her to not be in any photos with rest of bridal party.

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My DOC...she needed a slap back into reality to remember what her job was

My MIL and SIL for looking like they were at a funeral instead of a wedding

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Wow! i'd slap your MIL too!

I'd slap FILs stupid cousins. I don't even know how many were invited and how many weren't. All I know is that people brought dates and kids and I had NO idea who they were. Asssholes. I'd also slap them for the gift they gave.

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Posted by MrsSx2

to your wedding day and get away with slapping 3 people..who would they be?

PS...this was in another post...we decided to move it to here

My answer was my MIL (for her..'you look beautiful but if you just lost some more weight you'd look like a movie star' comment), my DJ and my MIL again (for good measure).

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P U R E evil.

Apparently one of my aunts overheard her telling me this and pulled her aside. My aunt told her 'My niece is beautiful no matter how much she weighs, so keep your mouth shut, its her wedding!'

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ha well done aunt! EW. I hate her for you .. How dare she .. You looked fukking gorgeous on your wedding day .. dumb beeeeaaachhh ..

Sorry. had to let that out ..