I'm fried.

Thanks, guys. That helped

Thanks for the joke, pasta fazoooooool! Good one!

Hang in there Kris - I completely understand

Diahrrea on them.

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Posted by jilliibabii



Diahrrea on them.

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double dose of diahrrea plus vomiting

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Posted by Future Mrs H

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Posted by jilliibabii



Diahrrea on them.

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double dose of diahrrea plus vomiting

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make that a triple dose!



not sure what you're looking for but my company's hiring ... olf.com ... good luck!

want me to open a can of whoop a$$?

like you said the world is full of douchebags....

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

'Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.' If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.'

To which his wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!'

Hang in there

awwww

Kris, i really hope things get better! You are a great person so try not to let someone bring you down! I know it's hard but f em!

hang in there.

Please please PLEAAAASE do NOT hesitate to call me if you want to vent!! I am here for you my love!!!

Also you know I'll beat some *expletive* down if you need me to