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im going to KILL my husband

failurebydsign Posted:

im going to KILL my husband

so my MIL calls me today and says she wants us to come out there (seattle) for 4th of july..HER TREAT ( meaning airfare and hotel)

so im flippin out and i call him at work and say..put the time in now WERE GOING!!

he says..no..remember..I DONT FLY

mind you..HE BUILDS AIRPLANES!!!

i hate him

we always have to drive everywhere

help me make a potion to get him drugged and then he can wake up and we will be there

ruzi777 Posted:

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That's a Road Trip.
Has your DH ever flew before?

Will it be Cheaper to Drive??


HamptonsBride Posted:

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leave him home & go yourself!!!! ...a friends husband was the same way...he finally started flying....so there is hope! (that or tranquilizers!!!)
failurebydsign Posted:

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yes he has flown before

we had a flig3 years ago that had some turbulence and he has not been back on yet

he thought he got over it so when we were going to florida for my neices b-day he said..ok book a flight.. but he walked out of the airport and we lost money..i seriously hate this about him

he jsut made me drive over 4,000 mies in 1 week..his a$$ OWES ME A FLIGHT


im not even joking..ill go alone

stupid SOB can stay here with the animals
PegaLega Posted:

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tell him to get the eff over it and got on the damm plane

vmystique33 Posted:

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Posted by PegaLega

tell him to get the eff over it and got on the damm plane



you mean hoochie

I would have him go see a doc maybe they can prescribe him some valum or something
kellybean Posted:

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xanax............
Im serious
PeteysBride Posted:

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Posted by kellybean

xanax............
Im serious



Agreed. Drug him. My dad is the same way so thats what we did and he ahd a grand old time. Or even that motion sickness stuff...Dramine? It makes you drowsy to knock you out for awhile. Its what i plan to do if we wever hve a really long flight because I am claustrophobic so after 3 hours I am flipping.
B22 Posted:

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Am I the only one who's a tad disheartened that her DH builds airplanes, yet doesn't fly...

I'm scurrrred.
carolinebr Posted:

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Posted by kellybean

xanax............
Im serious




yup. Or ativan. His doctor can prescribe.
Mizzdimple Posted:

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omg hes too funny....the probably has anxiety about flying cuz he knows what can go wrong...

poor thing!
xXxNovember08xXx Posted:

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Posted by carolinep24

Am I the only one who's a tad disheartened that her DH builds airplanes, yet doesn't fly...

I'm scurrrred.



yeah really dom...
hmmm does he forget screws!?

kidding!

but really get him xanax and he will be FINE!@
PegaLega Posted:

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Posted by carolinep24

Am I the only one who's a tad disheartened that her DH builds airplanes, yet doesn't fly...

I'm scurrrred.



True dat
CourtandJon Posted:

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Posted by kellybean

xanax............
Im serious



fully agree. When I flew to Paris I took 3 Klonopin and half an ambien- I was practically drooling on myself but by the time I woke up I was there! Works magic!
kBr Posted:

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Posted by carolinep24

Am I the only one who's a tad disheartened that her DH builds airplanes, yet doesn't fly...

I'm scurrrred.



i thought the same thing
sugarkube4 Posted:

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Valium and a drink will make him forget all about that he hates flying!!!!
medic6809 Posted:

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Posted by carolinebr


Posted by kellybean

xanax............
Im serious




yup. Or ativan. His doctor can prescribe.



Yup....I am the same way..I drink 1-3 beers at the airport in Detroit and then pop a valium when I get on the plane. Works every time
DGoldfarb0776 Posted:

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Posted by medic6809


Posted by carolinebr


Posted by kellybean

xanax............
Im serious




yup. Or ativan. His doctor can prescribe.



Yup....I am the same way..I drink 1-3 beers at the airport in Detroit and then pop a valium when I get on the plane. Works every time



I would drug his behind to get him on the plane!
failurebydsign Posted:

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thats my point

more then it making me mad

the fact that he is an AEROSPACE ENGINEER that pisses me off

thats like me ok..im a hairstylist..but never got my hair cut??

hes crazy

i could kill him..the 3 times we have been on a plane together all he does is point stuff out that could go wrong

and even more scary..

redy for this

about 6 months ago he starts telling me that something just doesnt seem right with the parts he was making..they were pasing inspection..but something didnt seem right with them ( he was working on American Airlines Being planes at the time

FF to now..THEY ARE DOING MANDATORY INSPECTIONS ON ALL AA PLANES NOW>.it was jsut on the news like 3 days ago

ill still fly though..i dont care
ant n tilde Posted:

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oh no that stinks!!

do what DH and I do - he is so drugged up before we fly that i have to lead him everywhere like a child. . . seriously - i am always scared they arent going to let us on the place bc he can barely stand. i have to lead him by the arm and show all of his documents bc he will literally just look at the person and giggle if i dont!!! it makes me SO nervous when i fly but if its the only way to get him on a plane i just do it

good luck, i hope you can change his mind!

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