infidelity
A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, 'Who is this?'
'This is the maid.', answered the woman.
'We don't have a maid!' 'I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.'
'Well, this is her husband. Is she there?' 'Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.'
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, 'Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'
'What do I have to do?'
'I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that B*ch and the jerk she's with.'
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. 'What should I do with the bodies?'
'Throw them in the swimming pool!'
'What pool?'
'Uh.. is this 832-4821?'
'This is the maid.', answered the woman.
'We don't have a maid!' 'I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.'
'Well, this is her husband. Is she there?' 'Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.'
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, 'Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'
'What do I have to do?'
'I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that B*ch and the jerk she's with.'
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. 'What should I do with the bodies?'
'Throw them in the swimming pool!'
'What pool?'
'Uh.. is this 832-4821?'
