Insomniac Check-In

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Posted by PegaLega



was it at least clean

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Posted by Songstress

I was on a bathroom floor of a party when DH and I started dating. I decided to TRY weed for the first time while already drunk. I cant believe he stayed with my pathetic ***!

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Posted by davenjess

okay - my drunkest.....

first time meeting dave's friends....who are all ALCOHOLICS...seriously.

go 'down the shore' for my first time ever and sit at the Tiki Bar - a bar that serves FRESHLY squeezed orange juice with vodka. I had 6 in like an hour and a half (trying to keep up with his alchi friends). After this - the plan was to go back to one of the guys' houses' and have dinner and then go back out. Well - i barely made it to his house. I was in the bathroom puking my GUTS out for 2 hours. (i told ya - i'm NOT a drinker)

What did Dave do? Stay with me the whole night, in the bathroom - holding my hair...while his friends made fun of him - telling him to leave me there....and go back out with them...

BEST part of the story....

The next morning, we wake up on the couch and the owner of the house is like, who barfed all over my bathroom? I go in there and i'm like, I did - but i never, ever missed the bowl. There was stuff EVERYWHERE...and the other friend comes downstairs - telling him that HE did it. (the house owner came home BLITZED and did it to his own bathroom)...

MORON.....(please note - this is the jerk-off that backed out of our wedding 2 months before the big day).

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Posted by davenjess


MORON.....(please note - this is the jerk-off that backed out of our wedding 2 months before the big day).

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Posted by PegaLega

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Posted by Songstress

I was on a bathroom floor of a party when DH and I started dating. I decided to TRY weed for the first time while already drunk. I cant believe he stayed with my pathetic ***!

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hahahhaaaaaaaa Ive done this~lets say our neighbor knocked on the door and I went hurdling into my closet to hide from the cops and would NOT come out for an hour needless to say I dont smoke the funny stuff

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Posted by vmystique33

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Posted by davenjess


MORON.....(please note - this is the jerk-off that backed out of our wedding 2 months before the big day).

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Posted by Songstress

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Posted by PegaLega

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Posted by Songstress

I was on a bathroom floor of a party when DH and I started dating. I decided to TRY weed for the first time while already drunk. I cant believe he stayed with my pathetic ***!

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hahahhaaaaaaaa Ive done this~lets say our neighbor knocked on the door and I went hurdling into my closet to hide from the cops and would NOT come out for an hour needless to say I dont smoke the funny stuff

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Oh despite the pic I have on my facebook (it really wasnt lit) I havent smoked it since 2002. Im a very very paranoid person. The second time I tried it I had a panic attack because I thought my face was going to stay in a permanent smile

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Posted by davenjess

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Posted by vmystique33

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Posted by davenjess


MORON.....(please note - this is the jerk-off that backed out of our wedding 2 months before the big day).

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okay - bester bester part...we saw the weenis at a wedding recently and HE looked pregnant - he got so fat and dave thought his wife WAS pregnant - because she got so fat! Sorry - had to take solace in that...(i'm no little girl - but seeing her SO big - made me feel good).

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Posted by davenjess

okay - my drunkest.....

first time meeting dave's friends....who are all ALCOHOLICS...seriously.

go 'down the shore' for my first time ever and sit at the Tiki Bar - a bar that serves FRESHLY squeezed orange juice with vodka. I had 6 in like an hour and a half (trying to keep up with his alchi friends). After this - the plan was to go back to one of the guys' houses' and have dinner and then go back out. Well - i barely made it to his house. I was in the bathroom puking my GUTS out for 2 hours. (i told ya - i'm NOT a drinker)

What did Dave do? Stay with me the whole night, in the bathroom - holding my hair...while his friends made fun of him - telling him to leave me there....and go back out with them...

BEST part of the story....

The next morning, we wake up on the couch and the owner of the house is like, who barfed all over my bathroom? I go in there and i'm like, I did - but i never, ever missed the bowl. There was stuff EVERYWHERE...and the other friend comes downstairs - telling him that HE did it. (the house owner came home BLITZED and did it to his own bathroom)...

MORON.....(please note - this is the jerk-off that backed out of our wedding 2 months before the big day).

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Posted by vmystique33

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Posted by Songstress

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Posted by PegaLega

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Posted by Songstress

I was on a bathroom floor of a party when DH and I started dating. I decided to TRY weed for the first time while already drunk. I cant believe he stayed with my pathetic ***!

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hahahhaaaaaaaa Ive done this~lets say our neighbor knocked on the door and I went hurdling into my closet to hide from the cops and would NOT come out for an hour needless to say I dont smoke the funny stuff

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Oh despite the pic I have on my facebook (it really wasnt lit) I havent smoked it since 2002. Im a very very paranoid person. The second time I tried it I had a panic attack because I thought my face was going to stay in a permanent smile

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I used to love that stupid stoned grin

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Posted by vmystique33

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Posted by PegaLega



was it at least clean

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I dont know

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Posted by PegaLega



i was slipped the pill when we were out shortly before our wedding and that is the only night I dont remember. Tommy told me about it the next day and it was buggy. he said I took my shoes and socks off while we walked up the driveway~IN THE SNOOOOW! He said I fell asleep on the porch and when we got inside I started hyperventilating, became dead weight and my googly eyed....we still dont know what was put in my drink but now I walk around with my hand over my drinks.

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Posted by PegaLega

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Posted by davenjess

okay - my drunkest.....

first time meeting dave's friends....who are all ALCOHOLICS...seriously.

go 'down the shore' for my first time ever and sit at the Tiki Bar - a bar that serves FRESHLY squeezed orange juice with vodka. I had 6 in like an hour and a half (trying to keep up with his alchi friends). After this - the plan was to go back to one of the guys' houses' and have dinner and then go back out. Well - i barely made it to his house. I was in the bathroom puking my GUTS out for 2 hours. (i told ya - i'm NOT a drinker)

What did Dave do? Stay with me the whole night, in the bathroom - holding my hair...while his friends made fun of him - telling him to leave me there....and go back out with them...

BEST part of the story....

The next morning, we wake up on the couch and the owner of the house is like, who barfed all over my bathroom? I go in there and i'm like, I did - but i never, ever missed the bowl. There was stuff EVERYWHERE...and the other friend comes downstairs - telling him that HE did it. (the house owner came home BLITZED and did it to his own bathroom)...

MORON.....(please note - this is the jerk-off that backed out of our wedding 2 months before the big day).

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OMFG i could never imagine that.......see no matter how retarded I get i can remember the night...it might take a minute but Im good.

i was slipped the pill when we were out shortly before our wedding and that is the only night I dont remember. Tommy told me about it the next day and it was buggy. he said I took my shoes and socks off while we walked up the driveway~IN THE SNOOOOW! He said I fell asleep on the porch and when we got inside I started hyperventilating, became dead weight and my googly eyed....we still dont know what was put in my drink but now I walk around with my hand over my drinks.

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Posted by Songstress

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Posted by davenjess

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Posted by vmystique33

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Posted by davenjess


MORON.....(please note - this is the jerk-off that backed out of our wedding 2 months before the big day).

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okay - bester bester part...we saw the weenis at a wedding recently and HE looked pregnant - he got so fat and dave thought his wife WAS pregnant - because she got so fat! Sorry - had to take solace in that...(i'm no little girl - but seeing her SO big - made me feel good).

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JESS I LOVE WHEN YOU GET MEAN!!

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Posted by Songstress




OMG its horrible!! This girl was trying to tell me a serious story and I felt my face slowly forming into a smile. I apologized while cracking up in her face. Its a horrible yet great drug. If you can let yourself enjoy it

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Posted by Songstress

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Posted by PegaLega

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Posted by Songstress

I was on a bathroom floor of a party when DH and I started dating. I decided to TRY weed for the first time while already drunk. I cant believe he stayed with my pathetic ***!

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hahahhaaaaaaaa Ive done this~lets say our neighbor knocked on the door and I went hurdling into my closet to hide from the cops and would NOT come out for an hour needless to say I dont smoke the funny stuff

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Oh despite the pic I have on my facebook (it really wasnt lit) I havent smoked it since 2002. Im a very very paranoid person. The second time I tried it I had a panic attack because I thought my face was going to stay in a permanent smile

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