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It's days like today..

SoonToBeMrsCampos Posted:

It's days like today..

That I wish I were a stay at home mom. I'd walk around the park with 'the baby' in the stroller, a cup of coffee, and a good book. Ahhhh.. to dream!

After I've finished all the housework, of course!

Byrne2Be Posted:

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LOVE LOVE LOVE the picture you just painted! I am now 'borrowing' your daydream.

SummerBride10 Posted:

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As much as I love my job...that does sound REALLY nice!
flibbertigibbet Posted:

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You guys are crazy if you think that's what a typical day is like for a stay at home mom.

Take that mental picture and add a crying kid. Make that 3. Give them all snotty noses.

Add in 20 diaper changes.

Maybe a bath where they sh*T in the tub.

Have each kid ask you for a drink 20 times.

And 'Can I have a snack?' 10 times.

... I could keep going if you want.
SoonToBeMrsCampos Posted:

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Becki totally just pooped on my dream
flibbertigibbet Posted:

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haha sorry! I'm just making sure you know what it's actually like - so you don't go letting hubs knock you up via wishful thinking.
SoonToBeMrsCampos Posted:

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hahahaha No, I know that it's not really like that. But a girl can dream!!
SoontobeMrs.Brown Posted:

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

You guys are crazy if you think that's what a typical day is like for a stay at home mom.

Take that mental picture and add a crying kid. Make that 3. Give them all snotty noses.

Add in 20 diaper changes.

Maybe a bath where they sh*T in the tub.

Have each kid ask you for a drink 20 times.

And 'Can I have a snack?' 10 times.

... I could keep going if you want.





flibbertigibbet Posted:

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L'est we forget when you think a cute kid is coming to give you a kiss and then they sneeze directly into your mouth and open eye sockets.

Sneezes with traces of spaghetti-O boogers. Don't ask me HOW that is possible... I just know it is. Because it has happened to me.
SoonToBeMrsCampos Posted:

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

L'est we forget when you think a cute kid is coming to give you a kiss and then they sneeze directly into your mouth and open eye sockets.

Sneezes with traces of spaghetti-O boogers. Don't ask me HOW that is possible... I just know it is. Because it has happened to me.



jaybee217 Posted:

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

Maybe a bath where they sh*T in the tub.




this is my worst nightmare!!!

although I did take a delightful stroll through Central Park at lunch today! <-- sunglasses
Byrne2Be Posted:

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Posted by jaybee217


Posted by flibbertigibbet

Maybe a bath where they sh*T in the tub.




this is my worst nightmare!!!

although I did take a delightful stroll through Central Park at lunch today! <-- sunglasses



I was a lifeguard for years in HS and summers during college.

Everyone, including myself, thought there was a candybar in the pool...but no, a kid crapped in the pool and I had to scoop it out.

Also, my 4 year old neice LOVES farting during 'tubby time' - she calls them 'rippers' and loves the bubbles! I will have to ask SIL if she has ever pooped in the tub by accident!

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