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Kids say the darndest.......

wundmoretime Posted:

Kids say the darndest.......

Yesterday, DH and I took my 10 yr old daughter to Friendlys. As we were getting up to leave, she blurts out very loudly ' I want you to have a baby!' I almost fell over as everyone looked at us.

Today, she says 'Pampered Chef has made you a good cook, the smoke detectors don't go off anymore when you cook'

Does anyone else have a funny kid story to share?
ChristineAaron08 Posted:

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lol kids dont hold back, do they?

My 4 yr old nephew came home from school talking about a new kid in class and when we asked his name he would tell us 'his name is business and thats a BIG word'

the teacher sent home a note about the new kid Kevin in the class so we have no idea where he got the business stuff from lol

Another time the teacher asked him what he did over the weekend and he said he went to chucky cheese for Michaels party. So the teacher asked my sister why she didnt write on the weekly sheet the parents are suposed to fill out and she told the teacher b/c he didnt go to any party or chucky cheese...he's a little nut that kid.

I have a milliion stories between my brother and nephew...the craziness in my family begins early.
MnM182008 Posted:

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Since I work with kids everyday I have a list of stories a mile long but there is a few that really stand out.


Before Christmas two kids I was caring for a girl age 4 and her brother age 6 were fighting. The 4 year old starting kicking her mom and her mom told her 'god doesn't like when you hurt mommy'. The 6 year old turned around real quick and told his sister 'don't worry at least God isn't like Santa Clause, he doesn't write down that your naughty'.

We all burst out laughing.
wundmoretime Posted:

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Posted by ChristineAaron08

lol kids dont hold back, do they?

My 4 yr old nephew came home from school talking about a new kid in class and when we asked his name he would tell us 'his name is business and thats a BIG word'

the teacher sent home a note about the new kid Kevin in the class so we have no idea where he got the business stuff from lol

Another time the teacher asked him what he did over the weekend and he said he went to chucky cheese for Michaels party. So the teacher asked my sister why she didnt write on the weekly sheet the parents are suposed to fill out and she told the teacher b/c he didnt go to any party or chucky cheese...he's a little nut that kid.

I have a milliion stories between my brother and nephew...the craziness in my family begins early.



what an imagination
wundmoretime Posted:

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Posted by MnM182008

Since I work with kids everyday I have a list of stories a mile long but there is a few that really stand out.


Before Christmas two kids I was caring for a girl age 4 and her brother age 6 were fighting. The 4 year old starting kicking her mom and her mom told her 'god doesn't like when you hurt mommy'. The 6 year old turned around real quick and told his sister 'don't worry at least God isn't like Santa Clause, he doesn't write down that your naughty'.

We all burst out laughing.




That is really funny. do yo teach? what grade of kids do you usually deal with? My daughter told me the other day I should be a teacher when I lectured her about trying a social class after getting detention!

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