A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Well, I'm a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
So -- someone wrote a fantastic book about grammar titled 'Eats, Shoots, and Leaves'
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I'll be on later I have a grammar and usage lesson with Hayley.
i remember back in middle school, my teacher used to have these posters around the room that demonstrated all of the rules (by breaking them)
for example .. one said -- 'Prepositions are not words to end sentences with'
OR -- have you ever read the book? Eats, Shoots, and Leaves?
hey kids it's story time!! I have never read that book. I could probably use it.
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I'll be on later I have a grammar and usage lesson with Hayley.
i remember back in middle school, my teacher used to have these posters around the room that demonstrated all of the rules (by breaking them)
for example .. one said -- 'Prepositions are not words to end sentences with'
OR -- have you ever read the book? Eats, Shoots, and Leaves?
hey kids it's story time!! I have never read that book. I could probably use it.
Me neither-or is it either?
Im going to buy it for you Catherine
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another thing i love (and by love i mean, hate) is redundancy! and steve says these things all the time just to annoy me...
so for example, he'll say... for your FYI
and people don't realize... that when they say 'PIN number' they're actually say 'personal identification number number' -- haha
sorry... i guess i'm revealing what a LOSER i am!
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Well, I'm a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
So -- someone wrote a fantastic book about grammar titled 'Eats, Shoots, and Leaves'
[/QUOTE ] Did you hear about the midget, priest and horse that walked into a bar. The bartender said what is this some sort of joke.
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He forgot his coffee at home this morning and this effected his whole day. I said Why did you not go to dunkin donuts and buy some?
yea really-duhhhh And we are backwards b/c of LIW
Really he hates to part with money and spending 1-2 dollars on coffee that he coudl have for 'free' kills him
py but it wouldnt have ruined his day $2 sooo worth having a good day
I agree, but he is so weird. He was like I did not realize until I was at work. Okay then get in your car drive to DD or walk to the cafeteria
Men sometimes I wonder if they actually have brains 24/7 or only 3/7
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haha i should start nightly grammar lessons!
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Well, I'm a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
So -- someone wrote a fantastic book about grammar titled 'Eats, Shoots, and Leaves'
[/QUOTE ] Did you hear about the midget, priest and horse that walked into a bar. The bartender said what is this some sort of joke.
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haha i should start nightly grammar lessons!
I'll attend!
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Hey . . I will be on for a bit. DH went to bed at 8:45 he was wiped out and had a major headache.
DH has been sleeping since around 730...he was just done for the day
I am still waiting for my DH to come home...he had work & then went to his friend's BBQ...no whe is getting my Taco Bell...I know I should Not be eating it, but I wanted some nachos & cheese
mmmmmm Let Ant know I will waiting for MY care package
He just got home.....hold on I am wrapping up your care package
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another thing i love (and by love i mean, hate) is redundancy! and steve says these things all the time just to annoy me...
so for example, he'll say... for your FYI
and people don't realize... that when they say 'PIN number' they're actually say 'personal identification number number' -- haha
sorry... i guess i'm revealing what a LOSER i am!
ATM Machine
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haha i should start nightly grammar lessons!
I'll attend!
haha... we can start with:
YOU'RE vs. YOUR
THEIR vs. THERE vs. THEY'RE
THAN vs. THEN
and i.e. vs. e.g.
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I'm here....I can't sleep. I'm so stressed about my job right now...I can't sleep! I can't eat either. Thank goodness for this board to keep my mind on more fun things.
Sorry The work week is more than half over!!! It's a LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG weekend!!!!!
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Hey . . I will be on for a bit. DH went to bed at 8:45 he was wiped out and had a major headache.
DH has been sleeping since around 730...he was just done for the day
I am still waiting for my DH to come home...he had work & then went to his friend's BBQ...no whe is getting my Taco Bell...I know I should Not be eating it, but I wanted some nachos & cheese
mmmmmm Let Ant know I will waiting for MY care package
He just got home.....hold on I am wrapping up your care package
sweeeeeeet
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haha i should start nightly grammar lessons!
I'll attend!
haha... we can start with:
YOU'RE vs. YOUR
THEIR vs. THERE vs. THEY'RE
THAN vs. THEN
and i.e. vs. e.g.
THis is going to be an intense study. What about Advice and Advise. I don't know how people get those mixed up they are pronounced completely different.
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Okay - time for bed. All I seem to do is sleep and I am still tired everyday and I start work up again next week so I need some structure. Have a nice LNC
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Okay - time for bed. All I seem to do is sleep and I am still tired everyday and I start work up again next week so I need some structure. Have a nice LNC
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Okay - time for bed. All I seem to do is sleep and I am still tired everyday and I start work up again next week so I need some structure. Have a nice LNC
Goodnight!! Enjoy your days off stay up late go to bed late that's the advantage you get being a teacher. And you were teaching tonight I will never say ATM machine.
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okay ladies.... i've gotta get going!
apparently it's too difficult to put together a quesadilla even after your wife has cooked and cut up the chicken, sauteed mushrooms, and put out spinach, shredded cheese and tortillas.... (and made guacamole from scratch!)
plus i've gotta iron my clothes for work, and be at my stupid staff development meeting at 745 AM!
have a great LNC girlies!
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okay ladies.... i've gotta get going!
apparently it's too difficult to put together a quesadilla even after your wife has cooked and cut up the chicken, sauteed mushrooms, and put out spinach, shredded cheese and tortillas.... (and made guacamole from scratch!)
plus i've gotta iron my clothes for work, and be at my stupid staff development meeting at 745 AM!
