Love your kids? Prove it by beating them...

I just came across this hilarious page! I was dying reading this article.

The Best Page in the Universe

They left out the Pink Avon Brush..my grandma patented that one.

A FREEKEN MEN!

I am printing this out and handing it out on the corner!

and i came upon this page too which i LOVE!!!
FASHION

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Posted by PeteysBride



They left out the Pink Avon Brush..my grandma patented that one.

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I got the broom handle that was so old that the broom part was gone!!! It was kept behind the fridge until my brother and sister broke it so my parents couldnt use it on me anymore. . .THAT is love!

Hallelujah and pass the peas! I've experienced either the threat of or carrying out of quite a few of these.

i'm practically humping my computer right now


i sure did get smacked around as a child...and i respected my parents. heck--i'm scared to death of them still today

Its so funny how us girls who were beat as children really appreciate this page

I love the backward slap in the car. Thats the best!

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Posted by ant n tilde

A FREEKEN MEN!

I am printing this out and handing it out on the corner!

and i came upon this page too which i LOVE!!!
FASHION

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According to him Ive made some pretty bad fashion faux pas!!!

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by PeteysBride



They left out the Pink Avon Brush..my grandma patented that one.

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I got the broom handle that was so old that the broom part was gone!!! It was kept behind the fridge until my brother and sister broke it so my parents couldnt use it on me anymore. . .THAT is love!

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Whats funny is she never hit me. She just clocked me a little with the brush or pulled the Christian Guilt on me 'Your grandma loves you and this is how you treat ehr? You think GOD would like how you treat your poor old grandma?..He watches you know....'

LORD I never acted out after that. My dad smacked me good a few times and my mom did the 'rip your kids lips off because they backtalk' when I was 16 but other than that not tooo much damage. My cousins and bother got the snot kicked out of them though.

I will say I don't believe in 'beating' your child but....A smack on the @ss never killed me so i am sure it will come into play in my house especially if the kid is trying to do something like touch the stove. A smack across the rear is a better fear instilelr than 'no no no, that is HOT!'

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by PeteysBride



They left out the Pink Avon Brush..my grandma patented that one.

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I got the broom handle that was so old that the broom part was gone!!! It was kept behind the fridge until my brother and sister broke it so my parents couldnt use it on me anymore. . .THAT is love!

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Whats funny is she never hit me. She just clocked me a little with the brush or pulled the Christian Guilt on me 'Your grandma loves you and this is how you treat ehr? You think GOD would like how you treat your poor old grandma?..He watches you know....'

LORD I never acted out after that. My dad smacked me good a few times and my mom did the 'rip your kids lips off because they backtalk' when I was 16 but other than that not tooo much damage. My cousins and bother got the snot kicked out of them though.

I will say I don't believe in 'beating' your child but....A smack on the @ss never killed me so i am sure it will come into play in my house especially if the kid is trying to do something like touch the stove. A smack across the rear is a better fear instilelr than 'no no no, that is HOT!'

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I agree a little smack in the hiney isnt too bad or a slap on the hand. I wont be hitting my kid with the belt like I got it though. I love the Catholic guilt, that almost worked as well as the hitting! My mother always said if we hit her, when we died, the hand we hit her with would stay sticking straight up and they wouldnt be able to close the coffin. Isnt that a great thing to tell your kids?!! We were like 'yeah right'

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Posted by Songstress

I agree a little smack in the hiney isnt too bad or a slap on the hand. I wont be hitting my kid with the belt like I got it though. I love the Catholic guilt, that almost worked as well as the hitting! My mother always said if we hit her, when we died, the hand we hit her with would stay sticking straight up and they wouldnt be able to close the coffin. Isnt that a great thing to tell your kids?!! We were like 'yeah right'

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-DYING- MY AUNT told us the SAME thing!!! Thats classic!

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by Songstress

I agree a little smack in the hiney isnt too bad or a slap on the hand. I wont be hitting my kid with the belt like I got it though. I love the Catholic guilt, that almost worked as well as the hitting! My mother always said if we hit her, when we died, the hand we hit her with would stay sticking straight up and they wouldnt be able to close the coffin. Isnt that a great thing to tell your kids?!! We were like 'yeah right'

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-DYING- MY AUNT told us the SAME thing!!! Thats classic!

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OMG!!! I swore we were the only ones who were told this!!!

I wrote this before on here but my grandmother used to point to the Crucifix in Church and whisper in my ear ' look at Jesus up there, he is crying because he knows how you treat your Nonna'

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Posted by ant n tilde

I wrote this before on here but my grandmother used to point to the Crucifix in Church and whisper in my ear ' look at Jesus up there, he is crying because he knows how you treat your Nonna'

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OMG!! Thats awful!! Did it really scare you?? Or did you

i LOOOOVE MADDOX..

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Posted by Songstress

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Posted by ant n tilde

I wrote this before on here but my grandmother used to point to the Crucifix in Church and whisper in my ear ' look at Jesus up there, he is crying because he knows how you treat your Nonna'

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OMG!! Thats awful!! Did it really scare you?? Or did you

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It scared the poo out of me!!!!!! That was when I was very young though!

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Posted by ant n tilde

I wrote this before on here but my grandmother used to point to the Crucifix in Church and whisper in my ear ' look at Jesus up there, he is crying because he knows how you treat your Nonna'

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LMAO I remember you posting that last time we talked about this. Thats AWFUL but hysterical. Get your kid a little crucifix and when they act up point to it and whisper 'He's ALWAYS watching!'