Make shift-maxi Pad

*Inspired by* Pegs thread about the Pot holes today I decided that I would just let you all in on my embarrassment today.

Since I have been hm these past two days b/c of the stupid drink that I had to have for a cat scan that irritated me.(some of u already know the story ) In the middle of all this mess Aunt Flow came into town just right on time

I ran out of Everything tampax and maxi's
So I had to stuff my underwear with toilet paper
It would have been fine but I had to run to subway for the DH dinner tonight This is what he wanted b/c I am NOT COOKING I protested until I feel up to it.

P.S I am on line to pick up the hero and the stupid make shift maxi is now slipping out of the side riding twds the front of my 'Fire Crotch' and it now looks like I have a a unit with a HARD ON
As I start to adjust myself it starts to fall out completely (I have lose sweats on ) and bfr it falls down my leg on to the floor I catch it in time by squeezing my legs together and I face the other direction and reach down into the front of my pants grabbing the stupid make shift and strategically placing it back in my underwear I look up...
CLASSIC There is a camera right above me , it caught the whole act

So now I am sure the manager of Subway will be having a good time with that one!

OMFG That must have been sooooooooo embaressing but that is something that would def happen to me

P.S. Ive done the makeshift pad thing too but you have to shove it really good in between there

omgggg




hope ur day gets better! i got my aunt flo today too

oh my goodness! I don't know if I should laugh or not.. I have to admit I am though.. pretty hard..

heres a hug for making it out alive- I would have died

at least you realized it.....you could've left it there and didn't even know it

but oh my lord

OMFreakinG

If it makes you feel better I had to do that too when i got an unexpected early visit at work and it was on my mind the whole rest of the day praying it wouldn't budge or fall.

But I am sorry yours beats all the ones I heard and just hope they don't get robbed becasue that will be one the police will get a kick out of.

OMFG

that is the funniest thing I have EVER heard!!!

OH MY GOSH!!!

OMG it was too funny, but the camera just lends so much comedy to this!!!!

I learned on Tyra that you should WRAP the TP around the crotch of your undies to prevent JUST such a scenario...
I sh*t you not, she actually had that on her show and demonstrated it.

*Note to Cat: This time it IS toilet paper, not Thomas Paul..

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learned on Tyra that you should WRAP the TP around the crotch of your undies to prevent JUST such a scenario...

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OMG that is a GREAT idea Great!
I will be doing this if I ever run into Subway again with no Effin maxi's or other
Apparatus

That's fantastic!!!

and I feel for you bc knowing me, it would have fell down my leg and onto the floor

omg lol. i dont mean to laugh but that is a priceless story that u will remember forever lmao. SO something that would've happened to me in the past - but i'm now the tampon QUEEN. i have one on me at all times because of situations like this!!!

lordy - atleast u got out of there before anyone could notice!!
(but seriously now - next time dont wear loose sweats with a makeshift!!!!!)

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Posted by jtgarsik

ps: i love the amount of emot-icons u used in ur post lol

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ok.....i just went back to look.....excellent observation

this has happened to me AND it fell on the floor!@@#$%

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this has happened to me AND it fell on the floor!@@#$%

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ewhhhhhhh .. sorry!