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Master Cleanse

I know there have been a lot of inquiries about this in the last month so I'm going to give an update of my experience.

I'm on day 4 of my cleanse and I feel FAN -EFFIN- TASTIC...

But then again, I've been too busy to really think about tasting food...

Joshisgirl is on day 6 (I think)

Jenn04 Posted:

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Wow I really wish I could do it. The pooping in the morning thing did not work good for me. Sorry TMI.

Butterfly123 Posted:

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Im almost completely better. Not on antibiotics but still have an awful cough. Once this is gone Im doing it!!!

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Posted by Songstress

Im almost completely better. Not on antibiotics but still have an awful cough. Once this is gone Im doing it!!!



Yeah I recommend you do it when you're 100%

The first night is really rough because you're essentially going through a detox and it is NOT fun...
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Posted by Jenn04

Wow I really wish I could do it. The pooping in the morning thing did not work good for me. Sorry TMI.



that's the only part I hate...
Butterfly123 Posted:

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Posted by Songstress

Im almost completely better. Not on antibiotics but still have an awful cough. Once this is gone Im doing it!!!



Yeah I recommend you do it when you're 100%

The first night is really rough because you're essentially going through a detox and it is NOT fun...



Hey the last time I was a little confused. I read on a website to do either the laxative or the salt water flush but I think you said you did both? Do you do both?
Jenn04 Posted:

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Posted by Jenn04

Wow I really wish I could do it. The pooping in the morning thing did not work good for me. Sorry TMI.



that's the only part I hate...



Do you do the salt water flush before work??? I have to sit on a bus for an hour so I was worried about doing it prior. Instead I did it at work and it was not good!

Also how do you get the warm salt water down...ugh.

Annnnd does the going to the bathroom happen every day and for how many days?
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Im almost completely better. Not on antibiotics but still have an awful cough. Once this is gone Im doing it!!!



Yeah I recommend you do it when you're 100%

The first night is really rough because you're essentially going through a detox and it is NOT fun...



Hey the last time I was a little confused. I read on a website to do either the laxative or the salt water flush but I think you said you did both? Do you do both?



I do both... The laxative tea takes about 8-10 hours to kick in... So I take the tea right before bed and it USUALLY wakes me up in the morning (around 4:30am) with little cramps so I'll do the flush...
Butterfly123 Posted:

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And the flush makes it come out faster??

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Posted by Jenn04

Wow I really wish I could do it. The pooping in the morning thing did not work good for me. Sorry TMI.



that's the only part I hate...



Do you do the salt water flush before work??? I have to sit on a bus for an hour so I was worried about doing it prior. Instead I did it at work and it was not good!

Also how do you get the warm salt water down...ugh.

Annnnd does the going to the bathroom happen every day and for how many days?



I take the tea right before bed and it USUALLY wakes me up in the morning (around 4:30am) with little cramps.... Which is good b/c I wouldn't get up early enough otherwise.. so I usually do the flush and THAT has been kicking in like 40min-hour later... so I just go back to bed... and then I have to *go* about every 15 minutes for like an hour... I go back to bed in the meantime... and am USUALLY done by the time I have to leave my house at 7:15am. No, it doesn't happen for the rest of the day... Weirdly enough I don't pee throughout the day either... nothing more than normal you're supposed to do the flush every morning but I skipped this morning bc I wanted to sleep in... hahaha

I get the water down by holding my nose and taking 1 cup full gulps until I get it all down.
Try to do it fast...

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Posted by Songstress

And the flush makes it come out faster??



you'll be going to the bathroom within 30 minutes to an hour... and then it lasts for about an hour (read my reply above)

after the first few days, its like water...
Butterfly123 Posted:

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Ohhhhhh then I think I will definitely do the SWF because when I tried to start the last time, the laxative had me in the bathroom ALLLLL DAY. I almost couldnt make it to the gym at 6:30 and I took the laxative the night before.

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Ohhhhhh then I think I will definitely do the SWF because when I tried to start the last time, the laxative had me in the bathroom ALLLLL DAY. I almost couldnt make it to the gym at 6:30 and I took the laxative the night before.



yeah I don't have to go poop during the day.
staceylacey Posted:

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Im just wondering what the point of this is? Is it good for you? I mean it has to be since people always do it but what does it actually do?? Do doctors suggest this? Sorry Im clueless and I really wanna know! Thanks
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Im just wondering what the point of this is? Is it good for you? I mean it has to be since people always do it but what does it actually do?? Do doctors suggest this? Sorry Im clueless and I really wanna know! Thanks


im going to let caroline explain it. Some people are against it but some people say it really works and Ill take the words of the few people I know who did and say it made them feel WONDERFUL
irishgrl1017 Posted:

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Id like to know too...I have heard some people do it....

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Im just wondering what the point of this is? Is it good for you? I mean it has to be since people always do it but what does it actually do?? Do doctors suggest this? Sorry Im clueless and I really wanna know! Thanks



It's pretty much fasting to rid the body of toxins, created by improper diet..

You're esentially dissolving and eliminating toxins and congestion

(from an article I've read)

to cleanse the kidneys and digestive system; to purify glands; to eliminate waste and hardened materials in the joints and muscles; to build a healthy bloodstream; to maintain optimal blood pressure..

So basically it is a detox. Detoxing your body flushes out all the unhealthy chemicals, toxins, and undigested weight which has accumulated in your body due to years of unhealthy eating, stress, indigestion, and other factors.

You don't realize what cr@p there is in food these days and sometimes you just need to rid yourself of them... My experience with the cleanse has been positive. I do it when I feel I have lost control with my diet and I'm feeling mentally bogged down, I do the cleanse (about once a year) and jump start a healthier lifestyle.

Sure, I could just start eating raw foods but I like to have a clean slate first.. Kinda restoring my body's natural biological balance and start from there.

I'm on day 5 and I am feeling more energetic, and mentally clear (if that makes any sense)
It's strange, its as if I can FEEL energy around me... I feel positive and light.

True, you DO lose weight, I think I've lost about 5 pounds but I don't recommend anyone doing this JUST to lose weight. you're PROBABLY going to gain it right back.. especially if you go right back to your old eating habits. The losing weight part is just a side effect and is the reason why people have labeled it a *fad* diet. It's a detox for me...

Some people have claimed they had life long allergies that were relieved from doing the MC, I read one testimonial where a woman who had her insulin take cut in half... people who have regular back pain relieved... weird skin problems relieved.

hope that explains things

staceylacey Posted:

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Sounds very interesting. I am a dancer and I dance for hours every day. Do you think I would have enough energy to dance and do the clense??? Also where do you find info on this, is it a book?

davenjess Posted:

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did anyone see the office last night????? If not - check it out on NBC.com....you'll understand why once you watch...

please be very careful.
ant n tilde Posted:

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did anyone see the office last night????? If not - check it out on NBC.com....you'll understand why once you watch...

please be very careful.




It's not a tapeworm.

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