MEN!!!

Or husbands in particualr....This morning after I finished in the Bathroom and had a huge Coughing fit( i wish i could get rid of the d%$m sinus infection!!!
Anyway...after my DH does his business nad slams the toliet seat cover down(I should be happy that he is putting it down) ..it cuases the wall to shake and makes my glasses (which were in the same place they have been for a year) fall in to the TOLIET!@!!...All he says is oh S&^% and then has the NERVE to Yell at me and say it was my fault!!!
I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo angry at him right now I do not know what to do....Thankfully my Aunt is an Optomotrist in the city and is ordering me a new pair....oh i am so mad...

Edited to say: thanks for letting me VENT

I will be here officially very soon. Wedding in 9 days. I laughed when I read that. Sorry, I know it wasn't funny for you. You can laugh at my misfortune. I was ironing FH's shirt last Sunday because we were going to a Christening and the iron fell over and I burnt the basement rug!
I was so ****ed. FH knew I was so upset so he didn't get angry. There will always be the reminder because the iron imprint is there for good.

Thats ok.. It is actually funny...Now that it has sunk in a little...My mother couldn't talk she was laughing so hard...and I told him that he will forever NEVER live this down ...My dad did something similar when I was 14 and my mother still has not let him live it down....

OKAY, how about this one, my lovely husband gets ****ed off one night and flings the remote to the T.V. aross the room and it breaks! So everytime he has to GET up and change the channel he says it's my fault for ******* him off....... MEN! will they ever take the blame for anything???? p.s. That's what I get for marrying an Irishman.

MSCJLK ... that was to funny ... I was hysterical! Sorry about your glasses though!

MSCJLK, sorry but I had to laugh!!!
And I feel your pain -- I've shared many a story of my wonderful hubby and his antics!!! As a matter of fact, every time I walk into my diningroom and see my china closet missing its door, I am reminded of how I'm married to Hercules!!!!

I can totally relate to similar things with my new husband but can someone tell me if you think that all men are cut from the SAME mold???