Mimi the Moron
from, where else, by DListed, my fave gossip site:
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Earlier, it was reported that Mariah had went and did a dumb thing by marrying Nick Cannon. Sources have confirmed to The New York Post that she is indeed married. Mimi's rep still hasn't confirmed. This is like Beyonce's wedding all over again.
A source close to Mimi said she married without a pre-nup, because 'there wasn't time.' The b!tch can kiss her 3,000 square foot closet goodbye, because this marriage is not going to last. Another source said they have only been dating for one month. 'They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she's always had a crush on him.'
When you have a crush on someone, you fuuck them! You don't marry them. Sh!t, you don't even kiss them. That's too complicated. You get on, get off and get out!
The wedding was supposedly held at Mimi's home in the Bahamas yesterday.
She better have worn the dress above or else! Seriously, Mimi must be majorly dickmatized.
Link to the NY Post article
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Earlier, it was reported that Mariah had went and did a dumb thing by marrying Nick Cannon. Sources have confirmed to The New York Post that she is indeed married. Mimi's rep still hasn't confirmed. This is like Beyonce's wedding all over again.
A source close to Mimi said she married without a pre-nup, because 'there wasn't time.' The b!tch can kiss her 3,000 square foot closet goodbye, because this marriage is not going to last. Another source said they have only been dating for one month. 'They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she's always had a crush on him.'
When you have a crush on someone, you fuuck them! You don't marry them. Sh!t, you don't even kiss them. That's too complicated. You get on, get off and get out!
The wedding was supposedly held at Mimi's home in the Bahamas yesterday.
She better have worn the dress above or else! Seriously, Mimi must be majorly dickmatized.
Link to the NY Post article
