MOH speech

help!?

what do i say?

I am dreading the day when I would have to make one of these!

My sister said I'd be her MOH if she ever got married..and if I can slip 5 'fucks' and 1 'c.unt' into my speech...she will give me a special bonus prize!!!!

how did you manage to not get 'fucks' *'d out??

um... well who are you giving the speech to? a sister? a cousin? a friend?

i'm looking forward to doing this one day... i'll say some semi-embarrassing things (nothing too bad) and some really emotional memories.
remind her that its her special day and that you wish her the best.

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

how did you manage to not get 'fucks' *'d out??

um... well who are you giving the speech to? a sister? a cousin? a friend?

i'm looking forward to doing this one day... i'll say some semi-embarrassing things (nothing too bad) and some really emotional memories.
remind her that its her special day and that you wish her the best.

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Ha! I bet its the quotes!

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Posted by MrsSx2

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

how did you manage to not get 'fucks' *'d out??

um... well who are you giving the speech to? a sister? a cousin? a friend?

i'm looking forward to doing this one day... i'll say some semi-embarrassing things (nothing too bad) and some really emotional memories.
remind her that its her special day and that you wish her the best.

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Ha! I bet its the quotes!

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nope.. i figured it out, its the 's'

BFF - prob is i'm not too crazy abt her fh

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Posted by latinaj

BFF - prob is i'm not too crazy abt her fh

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so just talk about and to her... the only time you address him is when you wish them a wonderful future...
and you can always say 'hey john, good luck with lucy... lucy, do you remember that one night in high school.. you know the one where... oh never mind, its not appropriate'

You can say the words to the golden girls theme song. I did that at my friends wedding last December. I thought it was funny.


Edited for spelling

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Posted by CarolAnn721

You can say the wrods to the golden girls theme song. I did that at my friends wedding last December. I thought it was funny.

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I love this!

Since you dont really like the FH so much..make it more about your BFF. It can go something like this....

*opening line*

* say a few nice things about the bride...how long you've known her...throw some compliments her way*

*then tell a funny story about her..nothing super embarassing*

*wrap it up by saying how lucky he is to have her and wish them all the best!

el fin.

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Posted by CarolAnn721

'Thank you for being a friend. We've traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant. (Break into song at this point) And if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, 'thank you for being a friend'

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Posted by CarolAnn721

'Thank you for being a friend. We've traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant. (Break into song at this point) And if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, 'thank you for being a friend'

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omg... i'm so gonna do this if i ever have to give a speech! but i'm gonna say it SOOO serious!

This is the exact speech with the breaking into song part, that I did at my friends wedding in December.

ETA: DH is still impressed that I kept the beginning so serious and looked as it I was reading off of a piece of paper.

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Posted by CarolAnn721

'Thank you for being a friend. We've traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant. (Break into song at this point) And if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, 'thank you for being a friend'

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This has been stuck in my head since I read this!!