Monday Joke
Here's a little funny to get you through Monday.
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were Faithful and
loving wives,however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the wine coolers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to do that. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst..my wife came home with no panties!!'
That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came to bed with a card stuck
to her *** that said....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were Faithful and
loving wives,however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the wine coolers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to do that. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst..my wife came home with no panties!!'
That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came to bed with a card stuck
to her *** that said....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
